I heard that there are things called countries and different types of people called females and that there is a food called 'sandwiches' are all these things true?
2007-03-01 03:26:03 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
Everything you have heard is true, except about the existence of sandwiches. They are an urban myth.
2007-03-01 03:30:02 · answer #1 · answered by Michael M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes young grasshoppa those things are true, but that isnt the worst of your worries. I call them scammers, but the rest of the country calls them the US government. While we are watching each other the government is watching us, all the time. There is only one good thing, females that is the only pleasure you will feel in that tiny room, thats even if you can get a girl inside that room. Take advice from me and live life dont let life live you.
2007-03-01 03:40:34 · answer #2 · answered by Wisdom 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Everything you heard is true....except the part about sandwiches. Sandwiches are not actually food. They are evil aliens and they feed on human brains. Stay away from sandwiches and you should be just fine. By the way, females rock.
2007-03-01 05:01:41 · answer #3 · answered by Jouvert 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The world outside your window is a wonderful place. It is full of wonders, like mountains, and ocean waves, skyscrapers and Chicago style hot dogs, calzones, BBQ ribs, motza ball soup and baklava*, there are art museums and jazz clubs, schools of higher learning, mini skirts and halter tops, jeans, cowboy boots, aprons and high heel shoes, street vendors and boutiques, and massive department stores, snakes, tigers, bears, blow fish and turtles, dogs and cats and squirrels, music and if you travel deep into the woods you hear nothing but the wind. Most importantly there are people. people of all colors, shapes, values, morals, thinking people. To the unskilled eye it is a mess right now, the world outside your window, to someone who loves life, it is what we make it, it is what we love, it is a challenge to go outside everyday not knowing what we will actually run into, it is a mystery and that in and of itself makes it worth being a part of what is outside your window. If you can step out and explore they world outside your window, if for some reason you can not, bring some of it into your world by any means possible. I pray you are able to do either one.
2007-03-01 04:09:23 · answer #4 · answered by Gloria 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't leave your room. There are terrorists out there that want to kill you because you don't know about or believe in Allah.
Also, depending on how high up your room is from the ground, you might be better off in that room because the Democrats say that the ice caps are melting and that you'd drown tomorrow anyway.
2007-03-01 03:31:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is a phallacy perpertrated by the big tall creatures that walk arround on there hind legs
I'm still comming to terms with words like floor, carpet and that word that seems to make the tall things angry 'NOooooooo'
Put your best knee forward and concentrate on the more important things in life. like food and Doo Doo.
See you at college tomorrow?
2007-03-01 05:25:20 · answer #6 · answered by Dreamweaver 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No different kind of people is called races or brand..then all of it will be true...you need to get out more...because....ain't nobody gone to know you like that...but you exist, but your better off staying in the house it's too many worldly people.
2007-03-01 03:43:10 · answer #7 · answered by Candie gurl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the big, wide ugly world just waiting to exploit you. and sandwiches suck after having them for 11 years almost every day. stay in the room if you want to be happy... if you're suicidal go out.
2007-03-01 03:32:13 · answer #8 · answered by Mort 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, all lies. Pollution and stagnation are the only things out there. Stay in your room and away from the window.
2007-03-01 03:29:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get a girl. Get a Big mac. Get a car. And man be careful. There are some strange things in this world..But .. get a girl..
2007-03-01 03:39:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋