My wife has accidently burned our US flag twice and she flogs herself everytime she "pollutes the environment" by driving to the store. I also noticed she is spending more time with the oak tree outside than with me.
I am worried she has been infected by a LIBERAL! Anyone out there help me?
2007-03-01 03:01:58 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
None that I know of. Liberalism is a disease most notable identified by sudden death - from the neck, up.
2007-03-01 03:05:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Sure, a strict diet of "unfair and unbalanced" Fox News. Make sure she avoids all contact with the internet, network television, books, newspapers other than The Wall Street Journal, or reality. If that doesn't work, the next time she burns the flag, just tie her up with it. Good neo-cons like you don't mind "showing a woman her place," right?
By the way, what the heck are you doing with an oak tree on your property? Cut that thing down and use it for firewood--the environment has no place in good conservative household.
2007-03-01 03:09:20 · answer #2 · answered by Qwyrx 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
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2016-11-26 22:02:55 · answer #3 · answered by lacue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Come on now, you are just setting yourself up for this one. ¡¡¡Newsflash!!! She probably is with some other man, no offense to him as you are neither, bwaaahaaa, is she sleeping with Doug Flutie again. Ha ha ha Lol. People word a question a certain way and they get more than they barrrrgained for huh now, oh Sqeaky McShyster That is NOT an insult. When I insult people you will know, I curse. Just replace Sqeaky with another word and McShyster with another compound word and let it sink...getting it, not yet??? Wow, I am dumbfounded. Wow, just wowdude.patheticdotorg.
2007-03-01 03:11:38 · answer #4 · answered by nassim420 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oh no! You have got to put her down for her own safety! Does she not realize she is polluting the environment by burning flags!!! But I guess she's just pulling an Al Gore, lol.
2007-03-01 03:06:42 · answer #5 · answered by Chrissy 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You can't catch it and you can't inherit it. George W. Bush, Jane Fonda and I are all sixth cousins on our mother's side on the same "tree-limb". What I would like to know is how the right wing religious right can worship a man who preached taking care of the poor, the meek and the helpless, but won't lift a finger themselves to do so.
2007-03-01 03:10:32 · answer #6 · answered by gaiasue 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Electro-shock may help.
If she is feeling that way everytime she drives to the store, take away her car keys. At least she can justify it by being "green", saving "green" (cash), and sticking it to the horrible horrible evil greedy oil companies (though this may push her deeper into her illness)
2007-03-01 03:15:41 · answer #7 · answered by findinglifeodd 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wouldn't all you cons love it if there were an inoculation? Heaven forbid anyone think differently than yourself. Good for your wife!
2007-03-01 03:11:44 · answer #8 · answered by gizmo 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Its related to the inoculation to stop inane posting.
2007-03-01 04:19:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
sit her in front of the fox news channel while tied in a chair...if this doesnt work after a few weeks, theres no hope, recycle her for a new model...one with a brain...you can usually tell them from liberals...their armpits and legs are shaved, they brush their teeth, and they have manners...
2007-03-01 03:07:07 · answer #10 · answered by badjanssen 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋