2007-03-01 01:24:44 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Advert: Monkey Wanted. Mustn't look to much like my girlfriend but don't mind long arms.
2007-03-01 02:45:00 · update #1
spank the monkey and get rid of the girl
2007-03-01 01:27:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 4⤋
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2016-12-18 12:53:44 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Monkeys ignore commands too mine will not make me a drink.
2007-03-01 01:37:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
1. I do not like it when you say "commands" , if she preceives them this way too , then probably that is why she will never follow.
2.Learn how to treat a woman, a 100 direct orders , can never do it as a simple "honey... could you please do that for me"... be easy and use sweet words when you ask your girl to do something or to change a behaviour or whatever
3. REMEMBER the only person you can change is yourself , there are certain things you can never change about a person , we are old people , she is not a 10-year-old child , she can never change a list of basic things , so do not load her by asking her to do something she possibly won't be able to
Good luck
2007-03-01 01:34:47 · answer #4 · answered by shdtt 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
"obeying" your commands? Maybe if u ask her nicely she would do it for u but don't order her about like shes your slave. Girls aren't interested in becoming slaves to men who don't care for them.
All you want is to have someone in bed with you at night so you can keep warm, unless u order her to do that also.
Why do people have to tell people what to do?
MEN AREN'T in control like they used to be before women got a chance to vote they were always ordering the women.
AMAZINGLY!, there are equal rights now. What do you do if she asks you to do something for her? "Get it yourself!"??
Think about it, it will hit you between the eyes and you'll think
"Omg that girl on yahoo answers was right! I am cruel to my girlfriend!"
2007-03-01 02:19:16 · answer #5 · answered by Bubblegum_Faeire 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Buy a monkey. Maybe she has her own way of doing things. We're not in the dark ages, now!!! xxx
2007-03-01 07:25:07 · answer #6 · answered by Joanne W 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would suggest get a monkey, but it'd be too intelligent to take orders from you anyway.
2007-03-01 02:02:04 · answer #7 · answered by njoy 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ok what are you living in the 1940's or 50's? this is 2007 women do not take orders from men or anyone for that matter we have come along way in life and we can do anything a man can do and dont sit there and say yea right we can do more we can give birth to new life i would love to see a man do that but if you want to keep this girl stop being so bossy and do things for your self if i was her i would leave you i would be damned if you think you can order me around
2007-03-01 01:33:17 · answer #8 · answered by ~Lisa~ 3 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Ask Sandstorm 222
2007-03-01 02:10:30 · answer #9 · answered by Basket-santa 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Get a monkey.
2007-03-01 01:32:07 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
train the monkey
ditch the woman
and monkeys don't nag
so u are a winner
2007-03-01 01:33:41 · answer #11 · answered by me 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋