Because they are from Planet Venus. Use this special 'dictionary' to reveal their true feelings and to improve communication between you and your 'significant other.... '
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay
And finally.....
A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.
2007-03-01 01:26:51
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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If its a women you care about then why wouldn't you want to pamper her and treat her like a princess? However if they care too then this treatment should be returned and you'll be treated like a king! As for the manipulation etc... women are just generally more intelligent when it comes to getting what they want, and why shouldn't we use this to our advantage?! However we won't be deceitful unless we have good reason for it! So watch out!!
2007-03-01 01:45:57
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answered by L H 2
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Anything worth having is worth working for. But a healthy relationship requires give and take so if you treat your girl like a princess then she should be treating you like a prince. Also, not all woman are manipulative and deceitful don't judge the whole tree by a few apples.
2007-03-01 01:33:28
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answered by Anonymous
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They all think they deserve to be treated like a Star , of course they are according to the news " Todays college age kids especially girls are more self centered than ever before ..why ?? because their parents treated them as friends giving them everything they want ..instead of saying "NO" like a parent is supposed to do ....their parents have raised them with no discipline , they bowed down to the kids , and now the kids think sense mom & dad gave in to them ..that the whole world must bow to them ....the down to earth kind of women rarely exist anymore ....I saw a teenage girl at the store with mom , the girl said but mom I have to have this...the mom said well ok .. it was a set of lingerie .. I said " no way would I get that for my daughter high school or not , that kid is a little spoiled b*tch " apparently they heard what I said they just rolled their eyes the girl ,and mom both... I am glad I got my girlfriend when I did , she actually hates going shopping because the stores are full of these little self centered b*tches ......
As far as why women actually Girls are this way is each mans guess , H*ll if any of us knew the answer we would be super rich for answering the Question of this worlds oldest mystery ...
as I am sure the ladies will say the same of men..
2007-03-01 01:41:10
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answered by Insensitively Honest 5
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A question which is typical of a male, and I can say that because
I are one myself.
If you treat a woman with respect, you'll have a lot less trouble.
And Lady's, don't ask men how they feel, emotionally, they don't
have a clue. We are instinctive creatures not emotional ones.
I have been happily married for 42 years and I can tell you the
secret to a successful marriage is mutual respect and
admiration.
But remember lady's, most of us guys are just plain jerks.
Think about it.
2007-03-01 01:41:44
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answered by hunterentertainment 3
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If a woman respects her self and others then she is worth respect.
Maybe you are just looking at the wrong women, granted their are alot more of these spoiled child/women out there these days but there are still many good women who may not be as flashy but are just as fine.
If you want something that is of worth then you must work for it!
2007-03-01 07:13:53
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answered by mysacryfice 2
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want to be pampered, treated well, think they are heaven sent, manipulative, deceitful.... sounds like most guys.
2007-03-01 01:30:16
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answered by Anonymous
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i am not like that... i pay for myself, like football don't want all that girly girly stuff but in saying that there is nothing wrong in wanting someone to treat you nice even if that means cooking a nice meal.... and to be honest men are just as fussy and picky and they are just as manipulative and deceitful... bit of advice don't tar everyone with the same brush... for we are all different, some of us nasty but just as many of us are nice!!!
2007-03-01 01:37:33
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answered by thenickistar 3
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Everyone is hard work. People are hard work. Men are, for women. Kids are, for their parents. Elderly parents are hard work, for their kids. Friends can be hard work. The question we can ask ourselves at some point is, Is this person WORTH all the hard work. If they are not, cut them loose. Of course, that doesn't apply to parents and kids, that you are stuck with.
2007-03-01 01:34:36
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answered by danashelchan 5
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Ah we are but simple creatures ... If a guy treats u right , knows which buttons to press in the bedroom and out of the bedroom wines u and dines u , then most women i know would bend over backwards to please that man ...
It really is that simple !!
Bring it on ;)
2007-03-01 01:30:17
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answered by jizzumonkey 6
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