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The ones used on David Letterman...only really sick and twisted ones??? If so, do you have any examples??? I would love to hear them.

2007-03-01 01:00:11 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Celebrities

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Top Ten Reasons why I would Withdraw My Son From School........

10. Richard Simon's becomes his P.E. Teacher
9. Brittney Spears becomes the Guidance Counselor
8. Tom Cruise is teaching Scientology
7. Andy **** is teaching Chemistry
6. Selma Hayak is teaching English
5. Music being picked up by Kevin Federline
4. Jeb Bush is teaching Election Policies
3. Hugh Heffner and his bunnies teach Sex Education
2. Andrew Dice Clay teaches Etiquette.
1. They are extending nap time to pajama time with Michael Jackson

2007-03-01 01:17:05 · answer #1 · answered by Celeste P 7 · 4 0

You should enter Letterman's weekly Top 10 contest.
You could win fame and fortune (well, at least a t-shirt)

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/contest/index/php/20070106.phtml

2007-03-01 09:04:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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