1. If you fall and break your legs dont come running to me crying
2. you will be laughing on the other side of your face
3. I will take my hand off your face
4. what are you crying for I'll give you something to cry about
5. Do you think your talking to your stupid pals
6. Oh your so clever your stupid
7. No you cant have some of my chocolate its only for adults
8. I give you an inch and you take a mile
9. Would you like me to give you a hiding
10. Go and bring me a slipper to hit you with
These are the things mine would say when I was a kid, I had to try so hard not to laugh when they did lol
Im glad I dont say these things to my kids I used to think my mum was loco!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-01 00:41:29 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yes. My mother said " Am I gonna have to go outside and get me a switch"? And my dad said "And I don't mean Maybe"!!
2007-03-01 00:50:41 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
#1, my mom told me that if I didn't stay with her in the parking lot, and I got hit by a car, I would have to drag my own bloody bones to a pay phone to call for help.
#4
She also told me that if I ever commited suicide, she'd kill me. I take that as get it right the first time!
I would be even more messed up than I am, but maybe I would have a really good sense of humor!
2007-03-01 00:46:20 · answer #2 · answered by ARMY Babe 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yup--right along with:
1) if you keep doing that your face will stick that way
2) if you sit on a wet cement stoop you'll get pijiwamples of the blowhole (my personal favorite)
3) if you don't know how to spell it, look it up in the dictionary
2007-03-01 00:48:10 · answer #3 · answered by Phartzalot 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, my parents said those and some more that were much worse. Don't take this the wrong way but I am happy to know I was not the only person who felt this way. ~Col
2007-03-01 00:48:13 · answer #4 · answered by It's been awhile 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, No.1 !!!
2007-03-01 00:46:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
2007-03-01 00:49:41 · answer #6 · answered by Bored 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My parents told me to play in the road with razorblades and hand grenades. So I joined the Army and now play with hand grenades in the road(Iraq) and they get mad at me for it.
2007-03-01 00:47:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
or when they ask "WHAT DID YOU SAY?!!!" (when they heard perfectly what you said but ask you to repeat it so you get a telling off for it! haha)
I actually find myself repeating those "white lies" parents say to their kids and then cringe that I've said the same things my parents used to say!!
"if the wind changes you'll stay like that!!" (pulling faces)
"don't pick your nose, your head will cave in!!"
LOL
2007-03-01 00:49:39 · answer #8 · answered by SonicSon 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL,,,yes, my mother said some of those things....I tried not to say them to my children either, but sometimes...they just slip out!!!!
2007-03-01 00:47:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-03-01 00:45:13 · answer #10 · answered by Dr Dee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋