2007-02-28 23:51:38 · 8 answers · asked by starrynight1 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Buy some bugs & cockroaches from the chinese Store nearby, & when the guests R asleep, let these loose on their beds.
2007-02-28 23:55:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Stop being a good host
Your guests will never leave if they feel wanted, so your first move is to pull the welcome mat right out from under their feet. You can begin by shutting down your washing facilities. Let’s be honest: Nobody wants to sleep in their own filth, but that’s precisely what your houseguests will have to put up with when you inform them that your washing machine is “on the fritz.” After five days of wearing the same soiled pair of jockey shorts, they’ll be more than happy to ship off to a house with properly functioning appliances.
While you’re at it, you might also want to stop being their personal chef. It has been said that man can’t live on bread alone, but why stop there? Take away their bread, cold cuts, condiments, and frozen French fry privileges and then see how they react. Cutting off food supplies is a tactic that has been used by nearly every army in the world and now it can be used by you.
Tell them someone else is en route
What’s a little white lie among friends? Boot out your houseguests by letting them know their beds have already been promised to a new group of freeloaders. Just be careful to set exact dates and be certain your alibi guests aren’t someone they also know.
Make them pay
If all else fails, simply ask your houseguests to contribute financially. You can start by asking them to buy groceries and to contribute to your utility bills. If you’re callous enough you can even demand they pay rent. Just make sure that your rates aren’t more attractive than your town’s cheapest motel or they might stay even longer.
Assign them chores
Nobody goes on vacation to have their hands worked to the bone. By assigning your guests specific chores you’ll be sure to make them look for an easier, less strenuous living arrangement. Bear in mind that the chores don’t need to be back-breaking, but they do need to be constant. Sample tasks can include mowing the lawn, vacuuming the house, walking the dog, changing the baby, and arranging the contents of your fridge in alphabetical order.
2007-03-01 07:56:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Schedule a fumigation and inform them they need to leave before the appointment.
2007-03-01 07:55:25 · answer #3 · answered by Chali 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I guess if you can figure out what they don't like. Make them help with the work, tell them they will have to pay rent, etc..
2007-03-01 07:55:26 · answer #4 · answered by RB 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Start making them do chores and ask for money for groceries.
2007-03-01 07:56:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Act like my sister, they will leave and never come back.
2007-03-01 07:55:21 · answer #6 · answered by joey k 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tell them they need to get back to their own lives and that you need to get back to yours.
2007-03-01 08:33:18 · answer #7 · answered by Gert 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
stop feeding them.
2007-03-01 07:58:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋