Or would that be considered bestiality?
2007-02-28 22:52:58 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
How about dwarves? Don't chick dwarves have beards?
2007-02-28 22:58:27 · update #1
Like the Keebler elves? I don't find them remotely attractive, but if I did I'd bust a move. Although they could hook me up with some delicious cookies. Hmmm....may have to think about this one.
2007-02-28 22:56:12 · answer #1 · answered by They call me ... Trixie. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
which kind of elves? Keebler style....no way. The ones like in LOTR sure! I don't think it'd be beastiality, they're not animals in the sense that they have a high brain function and are capable of saying no.
2007-02-28 22:57:10 · answer #2 · answered by vospire s 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I could find an elf that looked like Liv Tyler in Lord of the Rings, then I would go for it. Hellz yeah.........!!!
2007-02-28 22:58:09 · answer #3 · answered by Beachman 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Clearly you've Tolkien's elves in mind... in which case Yes, I likely would... s'long as they don't lord the whole: "I'm immortal and you're not" thing over me.. that's just disheartening...
2007-02-28 23:00:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
if all the elves are like orlando bloom in the lord of the ring
so i think i have to reconsider it.
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2007-02-28 22:57:34 · answer #5 · answered by khatora 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only if she looked like Liv Tyler!
2007-02-28 23:02:09 · answer #6 · answered by Fonzie T 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aren't they closer to human than animal?
But UGGGH! No way! Yuck! Pointy little ears, pointy little feet, pointy little *****!
And if they didn't like you then they could turn you into a toad or something!
2007-02-28 22:56:55 · answer #7 · answered by Snow White 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hell ye bro, with their magic we will probably do it in mid-air. how bout that beatifull lady elf from lord Of the Rings
2007-02-28 23:22:43 · answer #8 · answered by Stargate 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If she looked like Liv Tyler we could do it in the woods.
2007-02-28 22:57:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, I like taller men, at 5'8" I just perfer men to have some height.
2007-02-28 23:12:47 · answer #10 · answered by It's been awhile 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋