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He told us during our annual secret white-only oil/war-profiteering meeting back in 1999 that he would bring about the Apocalypse and most of us are pretty mad because it has not happened yet and that is the only reason we voted for him.

2007-02-28 22:23:35 · answer #1 · answered by Darsh 2 · 3 0

If you had a clue about what the Apocalypse was.

Arrmongedon: Russia along with 12 nations of the islamic regien will attack Israel.

Apocalypse: Final battle between the surviving repented Christians, and the forces of the beast. God will smite the nations of the world, and drag the beast into the lake of fire, waiting to be judged.

2007-03-01 06:56:45 · answer #2 · answered by Jessica_The_kitty 2 · 0 1

The religious right voted for Bush so we Democrats would have something to laugh about.

2007-03-01 06:44:02 · answer #3 · answered by Debra D 7 · 1 0

OH NO!!! They figured it out! Now everyone knows that's what happened. Everything else is just a smokescreen to try to hide the real agenda of the right! We, by electing Bush can actually influence the plans God has layed down. SURE!!!



Geez...

2007-03-01 06:13:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

George Bush believes Armageddon is at hand; he is counting the days until the Rapture occurs...

2007-03-01 05:52:27 · answer #5 · answered by MenifeeManiac 7 · 2 1

People voted for George Bush because they did not want liberal democrats raping our country and our wallets.

2007-03-01 05:55:36 · answer #6 · answered by mike_alegend 6 · 4 1

We voted for him because he was the best for the job and we agree with his political and moral views

2007-03-01 05:54:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Never thought about that, probably. Interesting theory.

2007-03-01 05:55:03 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 1 0

okay, who told? dangit, is nothing kept a secret anymore????

2007-03-01 06:26:54 · answer #9 · answered by renee_kovach 4 · 2 0

nope - we are waiting for Hillary

2007-03-01 05:53:51 · answer #10 · answered by tomkat1528 5 · 2 2

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