why do guys wake up with a *****?

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cause they have to pee real bad.

2007-02-28 22:16:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

Biology

2007-03-01 07:59:20 · answer #2 · answered by bugs280 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Dont worry in your fifties it only happens occasionally but it still stands to attention when required.

2007-03-01 06:25:14 · answer #3 · answered by Closed Down 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋

because your body heats up while you're sleeping, you're in a relaxed state...

or also you could have been having wet dreams.

2007-03-01 05:42:01 · answer #4 · answered by kenniemcooper 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Cause you touch yourself at night.

2007-03-01 05:42:30 · answer #5 · answered by daboss 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Eat your heart out, guy... I wake up with a ********** !

2007-03-01 05:46:19 · answer #6 · answered by Fiddleaway 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋

because of all those nasty dreams they have during the night;)

ps: did you mean a b.on.er?:)

2007-03-01 05:42:07 · answer #7 · answered by VeronicaB 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

hey because in science they say because u have to pee

2007-03-04 15:59:33 · answer #8 · answered by Constance C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋

because there always thinking of sex the horny things lol

2007-03-01 05:45:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

i'm supposing that five stars refers to "penis"

well they wake up with one because they have one.

2007-03-01 05:45:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋