Funny crime scene survey ?

Question

Fill this out however you'd like to make it funny. Use celebs, your family, random household items, whatever.

Best answers = 10 pts. by tomorrow =D

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1. Who is the victim[s]: _______________.
2. Who are the suspect[s]: ________________.
3. Where did the crime take place: _______________.
4. Were there any fatalities [if yes, names]: _______________.
5. What weapon[s] was used: _______________.
6. How will the suspect[s] be charged, if convicted: _______________.

Answer 1

1. Who is the victim[s]: Britney and Judas Rabbi.
2. Who are the suspect[s]: Nicole Richie,Paris Hilton.
3. Where did the crime take place: Hooters.
4. Were there any fatalities [if yes, names]: Nicole Richie.
5. What weapon[s] was used: Three course meal,and feeding tube.
6. How will the suspect[s] be charged, if convicted: 3 years hard labour answering questions,10 hours per day.

Answer 2

Mrs. Scarlet, with the knife, in the kitchen.

Answer 3

the butler did it