well I ;m taking a 7 hour flight on sunday and let'ds just say...I am glad you are flying tomorrow..........
2007-02-28 17:41:56
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answered by shasha 5
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While in the air, mid flight:
--So, do you come here often?
--(With a grin or a sweet smile on your face) Ever been a member of the Mile High Club? (If you do not know what this means, DEFINITELY DO NOT SAY THIS!!!)
--Fancy meeting you here....
--If you hit turbulence, you can always turn to your seatmate and say: Got Bible?
--My brother and I were on our way to our grandmother's funeral in a small plane, rocky with turbulence. That little tin can was not a happy place to be at soooo not a happy moment en route to a not so happy event.
But, my brother turned to me with a straight face and said:
So, we're going to one, right?
(Didn't know whether to guffaw or kill him at the time myself, but I've laughed every time I've thought of it since. One of my best memories of him.)
You use any of these lines at your own risk and own peril, roflmao. Good luck.
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2007-03-01 01:59:35
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answered by answerme 6
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ask them would they like to here a joke if they say no that's your clue shut up and enjoy the flight after all it's only 2 hours
2007-03-01 01:50:28
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answered by crengle60 5
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i really like it when the stranger i'm sitting next to totally ignores me. THEEE MOST FUN plane ride EV-AR!
2007-03-01 01:45:57
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answered by Tasha D Gemini 3
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ask them any question and say huh alot and oh i'm sorry i couldn't hear that, would you talk louder? i'm loosing my hearing. would you scream that for me. it's hilarious
they get sick of talking to you and keep asking them long answered questions. they get so irritated.
just try not to laugh or they catch on
2007-03-01 01:48:20
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answered by twan 4
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tell them about how you really will cherish this moment of getting to meet them for the rest of your life. Then ask where they live :) LOL
2007-03-01 01:44:18
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answered by ÐIESEŁ ÐUB 6
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Start laughing and say that it's the voices in your head.
2007-03-01 01:45:12
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answered by Anonymous
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Act all freaked out and paranoid.
2007-03-01 01:45:27
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answered by Wendy 5
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Your hot
2007-03-01 01:42:29
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answered by Anonymous
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ask him/her if he/she prefers to have the passengers face the tail of the plane and if it would be one thrill ride
2007-03-01 01:44:32
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answered by spraytt 2
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