Once in awhile in a relationship, someone says something really immortal that you always remember long after you've parted ways. It can be, good, bad, gut-wrenching, romantic, whatever.
2007-02-28 17:23:34 · 64 answers · asked by Katrine 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
The day after I had a biopsy on a cyst they found in my uterus, my ex called me up on the phone and I was very upset about if this cyst was going to be malignant. The man of my dreams(what was I thinking) says, "Is it contagious?" He never once asked me if it was malignant or if I was going to be ok. His only concern was if his "Johnson" would fall off. I knew at that point in time I had myself a loser.
2007-03-02 17:05:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
There are 3 really: These are not necesarily quotes, but Trigger words I HATED hearing. The first two would come from selective memory, and the 3rd was a response when she had no answer or couldn't think of a response Quick enough.#1 " You NEVER ........" (When I did), #2 " You ALWAYS" (when I didn't ......well only once in a Blue moon I might have-lol :) And the last one when all else failed or she suffered a meltdown is "WHATEVER!!!".
2007-02-28 17:36:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Best one I've said to a girl was when she was whinging about men being too much high maitenance and I said to her "Let's put this in perspective, you need attention, support, care, conversation, compliments, the occasional present and loyalty. I need 3 things. Feed me, **** me, shut the hell up. I'M not the high maintenance one" or when the one before that was walking out on me and said "You'll be fine though, you'll get over this" I replied "Yeah I'm gonna call your little sister".
Most memorable I've heard was when I got in from work totally shattered, sat downa nd she immediately started moaning about the state I'd left the place in and that I'd not picked up a card for her sister that I said I would. I turned round and said "I've JUST walked through the door, do you have to do this NOW" and she just smiled and said "Of course, you're exhausted, if I wait for you to relax you'll only fight back. This way I know I'll win"
2007-02-28 21:55:42 · answer #3 · answered by Funky B Funky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Worst: While walking out the door of an abusive relationship my ex said "I never thought you'd leave me." And boy did he sure act like it...never gave a thought to what he said or did to me.
Funniest/Most frustrating: I was hot and heavy with a guy; kissing and rolling around. Things were about to go further when he abruptly stopped, looked at me and said "I um, don't know how to...you know...make you 'happy' " Talk about a cold shower moment!
But speaking of showers....I was in the shower with another ex who was trying be all smooth and reach behind me for the shampoo. He slipped, fell towards me and sideways so we were both on the floor beside the shower, landed on top of me, and a split second later the shower curtain fell and landed on us. I was just starting to giggle when he farted REALLY loud. I couldn't stop laughing! To make matters worse, it was just after our first sexual encounter. Talk about memorable...
2007-03-06 05:26:15 · answer #4 · answered by kweenie97 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had once had a first date with an ex a few years ago and he began this long conservation about food. I cracked up so hard when he said "I like tomatoes, I don't like peppers because they're too violent for me". He was a total dork like that.
My first love told me, "I'm like, head over butt for you".
One of my more recent exes called me and told me "I see you on Fridays, but I think about you on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday..." he suddenly got really embarrassed and told me that even if it was the truth, then I should just forget about what he said. Well, too late!
I love thinking about the funny times.
2007-02-28 17:49:57 · answer #5 · answered by purringout 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'Your not fit to be a mother'
This was quoted to me when I was asking what my ex-husband about having a family. He claimed I didnt look after him and and the house properly (although we lived in his dad's home, he wanted me to do everything.) I washed, cooked, cleaned, ironed, decorated, had a full time job. Put others before me, so I knew it was more than an unfair comment, and it ended up me slapping around the face for it, although I did get one hard belt back......
Like I said, ex-husband this was!
2007-02-28 18:59:10 · answer #6 · answered by Need_to_know 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My ex husband asked me to go to relate after I chucked him out - I said no which he then proceeded to throw back in my face repeatedly any time I had a problem with him re kids/money. But the idiot treated me like crap and was banging someone else! He was the reason we split!
2007-03-02 08:33:43 · answer #7 · answered by Dimples 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the weekend before our wedding my "soon to be" told his best friend, my best friends husband, "well she's not ang (my best friend) but i guess she'll do."
there was also the great "honey i got you an oil change and a 10 disc changer for my truck. happ birthday." mind you it was a stick shift and i couldnt drive a stick at the time.
and last but not least as i was trying to be sexy and came out butt naked and tried to grab his attention from the tv " hey! move i cant see the game!"
needless to say we were married for all of 18 months.
2007-02-28 18:02:04 · answer #8 · answered by rachael 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wel it wasn't really an ex but when i was a teenager there was this girl and I really liked her. So I asked her out and she said no...well I continued over the next several months to ask her out from time to time hoping maybe i had won over her affections but she always answered no. so finally one time after asking her and getting the same response i asked her how many more times was hse going to say no and her reply was "How many more times are you going to ask?" Needless to say i gave up and moved on....postscript...7 years later our path crossed again and we hit it off and she went out with me...life is a funny set of circles isn't it?
2007-02-28 17:35:18 · answer #9 · answered by chcman74 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
'I'm not a well man'was his constant saying to get me into painting decorating cooking cleaning and pampering him until in the end after a row he went back to his home he would float between the two its only n/door and i though well you got on your two feet stay gone he may or may not be well(sick more like haha)but im in a wheelchair and so dont need to pamper to him at my own expense,he was at the end of it all my biggest disability.AND can stay a not well man next door.
2007-02-28 17:33:01 · answer #10 · answered by nendlin 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋