2007-02-28 16:59:50 · 12 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I know that you and your kin can be a little slow sometimes so I took action to address your beet juice needs.
It's called Rotation Planting. The beet seeds I planted in your sisters leg hair last month are just now producing lush, juicy beets. The beet seeds I planted in your Uncle Frederick's beard were lost when he decided to go with a Fu Manchu mustache to impress Gore Vidal, but the onion patch growing on his backside should bear harvest by April 14th.
There is a schedule tacked to your mother's wooden leg that will explain things from here on out...good luck.
2007-03-01 11:11:44 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not that long, just make sure that you wear a top hat full of earth that is cut open at the top. make sure that you don't take it off at all. have a bath every day for 5 seconds (no shampoo).
and before you know it there'll be a beet plant bearing beet roots and yummy.... they'll be ready for beet juice.
2007-03-01 01:05:10 · answer #2 · answered by Piggy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It will take at least a couple months for those beets to get big enough to make juice out of. Just water them often and be patient. Good luck...
2007-03-02 17:59:14 · answer #3 · answered by Still Crazy... 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beets me, Circle Man.
2007-03-01 15:15:49 · answer #4 · answered by falzalnz 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Busted. We all know that you live in the dumpster behind the Northshore Mall. Just go in there and sidle casually up to the counter at Jamba Juice and get your beet on. Do this quietly or the rent-a-cops will get your beat on.
2007-03-01 13:40:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
3 days
2007-03-01 01:02:03 · answer #6 · answered by jrsygrl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I planted weed in my hair and it took 2 weeks before I could enjoy the harvest.
2007-03-01 01:04:13 · answer #7 · answered by 1K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well ,, it takes around ,, 2 weeks n 4 days,, wait,
2007-03-01 01:06:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know but I'll call my little sister Chia Pet and ask her. I'm sure she knows.
2007-03-01 01:03:29 · answer #9 · answered by Ms. Pelled Babby Schmidt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wait for your hair to change from blonde to black....then it's time
2007-03-01 01:04:33 · answer #10 · answered by stormy31750 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋