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Mine has gone on strike...

2007-02-28 16:21:26 · 27 answers · asked by White 7 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

Refuses to dance until I call his agent

2007-02-28 16:25:58 · update #1

27 answers

Say this to him BAAAAAAAAA RAMMMMMMMMM EWEEEE
Oh, no wait, that is to convince sheep to do things.
Sorry can't help you out!

2007-03-01 02:53:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Tell him/her that all the cool penguins are doing it. If that doesn't work say it's back to Antartica to be filmed by the Discovery Channel for their new special.

2007-02-28 16:27:57 · answer #2 · answered by peace_iris 3 · 0 0

Offer to up grade his sardines from the ones in canola oil, to the ones in pure virgin olive oil. Throw in a can of smoked oysters as a bonus.

2007-02-28 16:25:58 · answer #3 · answered by cindy8413 3 · 1 0

Get some raw fish and bob it over it's head till it starts waddling.

2007-02-28 16:27:13 · answer #4 · answered by Lichelle 3 · 0 0

that's a tough one
mine keeps falling off the faucet and into the sink

2007-02-28 16:25:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Play with his feet. Use yer claws. Just a little. Don't wanna tear him up, but let him know you *could*!

2007-03-01 02:01:21 · answer #6 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 1 0

Hmmm... your a lioness, he's a penguin. Let's think about this for a moment....

2007-03-01 00:22:05 · answer #7 · answered by comet girl...DUCK! 6 · 1 0

Tell him to dance
...or hit the road.

2007-02-28 16:24:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Stand it on a hot plate, and believe me they will do some serious river dancing....

2007-02-28 16:24:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Teaching them is the easy part. Getting them to wear tap shoes... now THAT is hard! ;-)

2007-02-28 16:26:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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