how can i keep my parents from smelling pot, beer, or cigaretts on me?

Answer 1

by not smoking or drinking.

or if you really must, wear a leather coat and leather gloves (not suede) because odor doesn't stay on leather as much. The gloves will keep your fingers from smelling and the coat will keep your body from smelling. A little bit of perfume wouldn't hurt either. After you're done, take a shower and brush your teeth. Believe me, it works.

Answer 2

Well of course we all say stop stop stop.. I for one will s l o w l y agree with that. I hesitate because it would make me a hypocrite if I said BAD BAD BAD don't do it. It is not healthy and I do not smoke normal or funny cigarettes. I have a beer once every, well I cant remember when but I love German and Some American beers but I don't crave them. A 6 pack may last me a month most of the time. Cigarettes just never appealed to me. If you can inhale that smoke then become a firefighter. Imagine the money they would save if you did not need a air pack to breath in the smoke during a fire. Stupid but whats the difference smoke chokes me NOT YOU? Then Dope. Not pipe dope or the Disney guy dopey. The funny weed I guess. Well, I admit in high school I did a joint or two or three and drank like a fish till I peed about 30 proof. I drove. I am still alive and thank god I lived and more important I did not KILL anyone. It all stopped in 1979. Even then I remember I could take it or leave it and I never did this in public. It was in the woods at a cabin or on a deserted golf course for the winter. In 1979 I grew up and went to a fabulous 22 year career.

The only way I hid this was I would shower before going home. That was not always possible. I faked my car or my friends car breaking down and I used a little gas rubbed on my clothes to hide the other smell. Was this stupid. YEP!

I walked away and defied the odds. I remember for some reason as a 15 year old saying wow if I join the Armed Forces I can retire in just 20 years and then do what the heck I want as far as another job or career. I guess I was a weired kid to think of that at my age.

So if you want to have fun. Don't hurt anyone else with your endeavors. Best of all don't hurt yourself because that sucks! It can create situations that will limit or hurt your opportunities for the rest of your life.

In high school alone I lost 3 friends and 4 other fellow students that I knew due to drinking and driving, smoking dope and having a gun nearby, falling drunk of the back of a friends truck and getting crushed by the tires, getting high and trying to take a little cash from a convenience store with a knife.

Without sounding goofy or stuffy or square or sappy let me just say - I bet someone loves you enough to annoy the heck out of you not to do these things that could alter your life in a negative way.

See ya.

Answer 3

No, you should smoke whatever you want, and drink whatever ya want. Hell, your probably what 15, 16, your old enough to make your own decisions. Don't worry about covering it up, tell em to mind their own business. Then when your thirty, your livers shot, DUI's have made your insurance payment feel more like a mortgage payment, you can't even remember how to tie you damn shoes. You can't hold a good job cause you'd just rather stay out late Friday drinking than go to bed so you can work Saturday. So your constantly getting fired from Burger King cause that's the only place you can work cause you can't pass a drug screening. Half you shitty paycheck goes to $4 a pack cigarrettes and cheap beer leaving you just enough cash for toilet paper that your gonna have to have cause the cheap beer gave you da shitz. All your friends are gonna avoid ya cause they feel like you just come around to smoke their weed, well except for the ones worse off than you that just come around to smoke your weed. Or you could just listen to your parents and not smoke pot,cigaretts, or drink. Cause after all, it doesn't make you look cool, and when you grow up a little, your gonna be making fun of those dumb asses that your trying to be like now. They may seem cool to you now, but believe me when you grow up and do something with your life you'll laugh every time you drive by the comic book store, or the video game store and see them burnin the tires off their peice of **** 1970's firebird showin off for the next batch of loser wannabe's.

Answer 4

Ok I see all the other answers are horrible so I will chime in.

As far as pot the easiest thing to do is not smoke it indoors. If your outside you shouldn't have to strong a smell in your hair or on your clothes. If that doesn't work for you then you can invest in some febreeze.

I don't drink or smoke cigarettes so I have no answers for you on that. Sorry.

Answer 5

1. You shouldnt be doing stuff like that in the ifrst place if your under age. But then again, your young and so am I and im going to tell you what no one has told me. ( i dont do those things, but I'm willing to help the next person out, as good as I can!) 2nd. Take a shower at whoever house you are at. 3rd. Either have a tooth brush in your car, and mouth wash, for a quick breath freshner. 4th. Perfume, but not to much. 5th. Have some gum, suckers and fruity candy in you pocket. Just a suggestion!

Answer 6

This always works for me. Don't drink beer or smoke pot and cigeraretts. See how easy that was? Besides, if you are worrying about your parents, you are too young to be doing that crap anyway.

Answer 7

Don't smoke pot, drink beer or smoke cigarettes.

Quite simple, really.

If you're so concerned about your parents finding out, you're more than likely underage to be doing such things, so it's just as well that you don't it.

Besides, it's healthier: all that stuff can do quite a bit of harm to you, not to mention any harm your parents may cause you when they find out what you've been up to.

Answer 8

Hmmm...Mints for the alcohol(try not to spill it on yourself). Wear leather or polyester. Stay away from fuzzy sweaters and the like. Cigarettes are hard...i would smoke cloves. Then you smell more like insense.

Answer 9

onions
fry 'em up to hide the smell in the house or take a big bite of raw onion for the beer breath. It won't smell good...just different.
Otherwise, get some ozium.

Answer 10

you heavily isn't waiting to mask the scent of cigarettes out of your mum and dad till they're additionally human beings who smoke. so a ways as beer and pot is going, they're going to surely scent it on you. My mum and dad consistently knew once I had a lager, in spite of if I brushed my tooth and used mouthwash. Pot lingers on your outfits and hair so as that they are going to scent it and that they are going to be waiting to tell by looking on your eyes.