i need to "eliminate" my roomate.. is slow poioning crue or should i just storm her room at night with a bat

Answer 1

if i had to choose which way to go out of those two, i would choose the crue because a bat might take a while and would be painful and what would you do on the odd chance that they would get away and tell the police?

Answer 2

Well you could do the slow poisoning and when they begin to question why they've been feeling so bad lately then you could storm their room with a bat. But just a suggestion sneak into their room with a syringe full of air. Cover their mouth and inject the air anywhere. They will make some screams and what not but you should be able to muffle most of them. And its quick.

Answer 3

C'mon, don't you watch CSI? Both methods are crude and easily traceable back to you. You need to make it look like a suicide or an accident.

Of course, far be it from me to encourage to engage in any illegal activities. I know you're only asking as an expirement in human psychology so you can see what kind of responses you get.

Answer 4

first , i'd ask her to leave.

then, go for the laundry bomb..accidently destroy all of her clothes in a mysterious bleach accident. next, oops - sorry to walk in on your boyfriend - that it was a burgler, finally, explain that your cousin is coming to stay for the remainder of the lease and that they just were released from a mental ward and/or jail

Answer 5

Have you considered just letting her see this question? Or don't you care about the consequences to YOU?

Answer 6

Neither-just leave

Answer 7

ive found a stun gun works very effectivly

Answer 8

what a silly person you are....