What is your favorite Simpsons scene/quote?

Answer 1

"Ummmmmmmmmmmmm Donuts ! "

Answer 2

here are some of my favorite quotes and scenes:

*Lisa: Lisa Simpson master of the double life (giggles and falls asleep on her project)

*Homer- must kill Moe... wheee... must kill Moe... wheee... must kill Moe... wheee...

*Ralph- you're hair is tall and pretty
Marge- why thank you Ralph
Ralph- help she's touching my special area

*Ralph- hello supernintendo Chalmers

*Bart- say it ain't so Ho

*Homer- I saw an advantage and took it that's what heroes do

*when they did that scene like the beginning of Catch Me If You Can

*when Bart was a drummer and he was being chased by two drummers

*when Moe was in love and he was trying to rollerblade and got trampled my a horse carrige and then he was ridding Shamu and the whale took off into the ocean with him

Answer 3

Although, I quit watching the Simpsons several seasons ago. I would have to say my favorite is:

Burns has claimed Bart as his heir. Homer decides that he want's Bart back and is at Burn's mansion. Homer says something like, "Go ahead and release your dogs." Burns says something like, "I have something more terrifying that that. Release the robotic Ricard Simons!" The robotic RS comes out singing "Shake your booty" and shaking it's booty. But something goes wrong with the robot and its booty starts shaking out of control at which point, Simmers says something like, "Run for it! His @ss is going to blow." At which point the robotic RS blows up.

Answer 4

I may be in the minority, but I HATE the Simpson, it's an old dog that needs to be shot. I lose an IQ point everytime I catch a scene. If you enjoy it, more power to you, seriously.

Answer 5

I love the episode where Homer is eats a sandwich that is really old and gets sick, so Marge makes him throw it away.

After throwing it away, Homer pulls the sandwich out of the garbage and holds it to his face and says lovingly "How can I stay mad at you?, and takes another bite.

Answer 6

My favourite is when Bart starts moving his arms around and says something like "I'm just going to move my arm like this and if anyone (lisa) gets hit its their fault" Then Lisa start walking and kicking and says the same thing.

Answer 7

i have way too many, but here are some:

"some day, you'll just be some shmoe working in a box factory."
"you don't win friends with salad"
"bacon up that sausage boy"
"the garbage man can..."
"i think girls are icky-pants..."
"why leave america to visit america junior?"
"Americans are like England's children. I know we don't call as much as our goody-too shoes canada (who by the way has never had a girlfriend...i'm just sayin')...but please, find it in your jewel-encrusted heart to forgive me."
"that was very sweet of the queen, letting you go on exchange for taking madonna back to america." (i'm telling you...i'm english. )...English women don't pump gas naked."
"When you take a penny from a chum, don't just by some bubble gum, put in your cap, put it in your cap..."
"you jiiivvve turkey. you got to sass it!"
"hey, he looks just looks just like you pointdexter!"
"no no. that's german for the bart, the." ("No one who speaks german could be an evil man.")
"Oh, it was awful. they laid me out on this cold hard bed, and probed me with humilating probes..oh wait that was my physical."
"who needs the quickey mart...?"
"are you really the head of the quickey mart?" (yes.) "really?" (yes.) "really? (yes. i hope this has been enlightening to you.)
"and green and orange and polka dot and blue and ..."
"yay! imagination christmas! I got a pogo stick! I got a hula hoop!"
"howdy. and thanks for not recoiling in horror...all we have to do is endure two hours of blinding pain, and then it's nothing but shopping and surfing...i figured it out after i ate one of my chest sores."
"first, he's grounded. no leaving the house, not even for school. second, no egg nog. in fact, no nog period!"
"I'm Idaho!"
"My daddy said my nose wouldn't bleed so much if i kept my finger out of there."

Answer 8

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...64 slices of American Cheeeeeeese...
GLOMPH!
63...
GLOMPH!
62...

And so on...


ALSO
When Homer tries to write a Chistmas song and comes up with this:

Everybody in the USA,Hates their stupid neighbor,He's Flanders and he's really, really laaaaame,Flanders tried to wreck my song,His views on birth control are wrong,I hate his guts and Flanders is his nameF-L-A-N-R-D-S!He's the man that I hate best,I'd like to see his house go up in flames.

F-L-A!His name is Ned!E-R-S!It's a stupid name, he's worse than Frankenstein or Dr. No.You can't upset him even slightly,He just smiles and nods politely,Then goes home and worships nightly,His leftorium, is an emporium, of woe.

F-L-A!Don't yell at Ned,D-E-R!His wife is dead,Everybody hates that stupid jerk.

Springfield rocks with Homer's joyous loathing,Filling clubs with angry valentinos.You don't have to move your feet,Just hate Flanders to the disco beat,He's your perky peppy nightmare neighborino.

If you despise polite left-handers,Then I doubt you'll like Ned Flanders,Or his creepy little offspring Rod and Todd,

F-L-A!His name is Ned,D-R-S!He's so white bread.The smiling moustache geek who walks with God.

Answer 9

Customer: "A 35 cent stamp please"

Apoo: "Certainly sir, that will be one dollar forty eight"

Answer 10

Police chief wiggam "my god, it's a ghost car."