2007-02-28 14:08:50 · 9 answers · asked by Frank G 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
I could not presume to don the tights and call myself hero.... could I? lol..... naw....
1st off... I named the dog Hero.... wha... is there an echo.. that sounded so... oh gee... I do not know... hmmm... "Indie......we named the dog that...?!" lol.....
2nd... well.. hmm...tights? not so sure I could pull it off these days.... tteeheheh
3rd reason I dare not callmyself hero? ummm....uuhhh..... duhh... I am a "girl" lol.... heheheh...
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besides.... not anything to go "ooh-raahh" about here... just "mom" mild mannered......
okay, if the one who did not vote for bush is a hero for that? so am I.... although I thought it was just me being too lazy to vote that day.....
course if the one who gave birth twice is a hero... so am I... I gave birth SIX, yes count them, six times.... wait... there are more than six here...? where'd these other kids come from? hmmmm...
teaching is what heros are made of... or is that ham and cheese, lettuce and tomato.... hmmmm..... ;>
anti-hero.... isn't that my mom's sister?
I help out by answering tons of stuff and I think they learn from it all... oh how confusing.... sigh... how come others get called hero for it... and I just get called butt-insky..... sigh ;> hehe...ha! lol
I am a hero... heroine.... wait a minute... isn't that a drug? oh, oh.. nevermind... we get an "e" to dfine that we are not some illegal drug... uh huh... okay...sorry.... . so then back to:
I am a heroine.... I made my kids laugh today.... or was that cry? oh shucks... now I am all sorts of mixed up.. wait... nope... it was laugh...... it was yesterday I made them cry.... yep?
I am a hero (ine) cause I am "mommy" that elusive creature that cooks, cleans, teaches, nurses boo-boos....
faster than a speeding bullet she can kiss the ouchies..... while wiping noses, changing diapies and making coffee, I might add....
more powerful than any grass stain.... she can whiten whites and colorize them too! lol... only when mixing in the reds though....speaking of;
she can run thru red lights faster than the cops can see to get to the bank, store, school and dr. on time... give or take an hour.........
is able to leap small homework assignments thru a single excuse to not do it.....
look!
up in the sky..
it's a bandaid
it's a spatula....
it's a diapie... eeww... you catch it....
hope you do not mind me having a little fun with that one....
all the answerers above ARE heros, btw... even though I had some fun with my answer here.....
I was just a little embarrassed.... see, it was my kids that were prodding me into here.... I do not feel like a "hero" but by definition.... they do...... and wanted "mommy" to answer....
if I offended anyone, I apologize... it was not my intent... I DO have a sense of humor that is "odd" I know.... sigh ;>
still.... the disguise may be mild mannered mommy...... but.... they are all hero (ine) to at least one someone special....I mean ... parents.. btw...all moms..
my silly six seem to think so.... lol ;>
2007-02-28 15:42:51 · answer #1 · answered by elusive_001 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think I am more of an anit-hero, I don't mind doing good works or helping out if the situation arises, I don't go looking for trouble. The cat in the tree? If it got up there, it can get down.
2007-02-28 23:03:43 · answer #2 · answered by Matticus Kole 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have run into (more like walked catiously so i didn't run into stuff) and searched for the source of very thick smoke in my friends house. I had no gear cause i'm not a fireman. then proceeded to locate burn clothes on the heater; picked them up and carried it outside to throw it in the lawn. then went back in to open the windows. When the fresh air entered the room; the remaining clothes I did not see (on account of the thick smoke from the first attempt at removing the burning stuff) burst into flames. I then grab a snow shovel nearby, a piece of leftover carpet, and push the now fire laden debris off the stove onto the carpet to carry out with my bare hands. then the firemen showed up with airmasks to blow the smoke out of the house with big fans. ( yea firemen!) all respect to those guys!
2007-03-01 10:12:37 · answer #3 · answered by samakhoan 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am.
I answer questions to help people become more knowledgeable.
I tell people when the asker is a scammer, and I also report them to Yahoo Answers, but those Yahoo Answers idiots won't delete the question, but I still continue to warn people and report scammers. It's a thankless job, but somebody has to do it.
I make fun of people when they don't make sense so that they'll learn how to make sense next time so that people can answer their questions.
2007-02-28 22:34:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am an anti-hero.
2007-02-28 22:12:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope I am. I teach struggling students each day.
2007-02-28 22:12:06 · answer #6 · answered by true blue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didn't vote for Bush.
2007-02-28 22:18:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I gave birth- TWICE!!!!
2007-02-28 22:11:45 · answer #8 · answered by Ritata 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no i am not....
2007-02-28 22:11:45 · answer #9 · answered by smarti 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋