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I was messaging a friend on AIM before and he typed back: "That doesn't make any cents!!!"

2007-02-28 13:15:40 · 11 answers · asked by Matt 4 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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I used to type our church bulletin. These are just a few things I had to edit from our priest's weekly column:

"We all need to bow before receiving the Booby and Blood of Christ" (Instead of "the BODY and Blood....")

"I want everyone to know that I do not have canker." (Instead of CANCER.)

He sent out an email with "Marty Graw" in the subject line. Parishioners called me wondering who is this Marty Graw person?? It was not a PERSON, it was about a MARDI GRAS celebration but the email was so full of typos and mistakes that they couldn't figure out what he was trying to say!

The list could go on and on...but I would have to go to confession if I told you any more.

2007-02-28 13:32:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I was on a site once and they were saying they thought some guy was a "pedofile". Yep. The worse part is that not one of these adults realised it was a horrific spelling error and all of them have children. What sort of illiterate morons are being raised out there? I shudder at the thought.

2007-02-28 13:25:56 · answer #2 · answered by Meg D 3 · 0 0

lmfao!!! I think anytime someone tries to type in ebonics it just gets murdered. So those are the worst mistakes I've seen. Not to mention it makes the person typing it look like a moron anyway.

2007-02-28 13:20:46 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

You gotta wait a little, have some patients!
Where is they're house?
I don't know where there house is.
Who's house is this?
Give me a few coin's.
Their coming in 10 minutes, hurry up.
Wear are they now?
Weather you like it or not...

... and the usual trademarks of American education:
compatable, seperate, grammer, definately, catagory, by a few CD's...

2007-02-28 13:25:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ooh! That's up there!

Sadly, once upon a time, I spelled alphabetize "alphebetize," on a resume, no less... that was pretty embarrassing... luckily it was only sent to one potential employer before I caught it!

2007-02-28 13:23:01 · answer #5 · answered by Tiff 5 · 0 0

I was IMing someone and they talked like this:
"omgaa lyk I cantt buleeve dis ting hapen i don no wut im gunn do tamaaroh. he is verry meen and i dont lyk him y do he keep stairing at me he is a prevert! i wan him too go uway!!!!!!!!!!!11"

I can't understand why and how people turn out like this. Makes me dissapointed in the Americans today. It does not sound cool or attractive at all (to those who think that). It makes you sound the opposite.

2007-02-28 13:28:14 · answer #6 · answered by sobaz 3 · 0 0

omg:i cannot even start with the misspelling
How about how bad the questions are read
Answers that say nothing
It is far beyond me.
Sky

2007-02-28 13:32:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

well in the medical field i had to send out a form to a pt (patient) telling them to come in for a f uck.....yeah its bad it was suppose to be like this f/u c/u (f/u=follow up) (c/u=check up) my doctor was like slow down and the pt was very forgiving (Thank God)

2007-02-28 13:21:02 · answer #8 · answered by Lauren_Ann20 5 · 0 0

i just spelled category "catergory" on one of my questions a min ago-guess thats what i get for being southern! haha!

2007-02-28 13:23:50 · answer #9 · answered by Amanda 3 · 0 0

I hate when people type comming instead of coming.

Please, quit that.....

2007-02-28 13:19:48 · answer #10 · answered by Kiss My Shaz 7 · 0 0

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