Funny skiing saying making fun of snowboarders????

Question

something like this----think the only reason you ride that big board is to make up for something else being small...i need some more thoght


thx

Answer 1

What do you call a snowboarder in a suit?

-Defendant

What do you call a snowboarder without a girlfriend?

-Homeless

What's the first thing a snowboarder says to a skier?

-"Ah, fvck....sorry man."

What do snowboarders use for birth control?

-Their personalities.

What is the difference between Snowboarders and Cross Country Skiers?

-Cross Country Skiers don't steal

There are more but that's all I could come up with off the top of my head

Answer 2

No it doesent make sense as a snowboarder myself ive never looked at other riders and though i wish my snowboard was as big as yours, or that by having a bigger board makes you a better rider or have a bigger **** or anything like that. The saying you have quoted is more often used talking about cars than snowboards ie the only reason you have a big powerful sports car etc is to make up for something else being small, theres probably more truth in that one than the snowboard one.

Answer 3

Dumb, cause skis are longer, and when you put them together side by side , looks like a snowboard. How about: Lets take the cat walk, its nice and flat you'll have no problem.