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I was explaining to my wife that my visit to the dentist was 'brief, but painful.' She said that sounded like our honeymoon. ZING!

Ok, your turn....

2007-02-28 11:50:07 · 9 answers · asked by Omni D 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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usually im asking my brother an important question, and if a lot of friends are around, he doesnt even listen to the Q, he just answers with "because you touch yourself at night". that little bastard....then i smack him and get a real answer

2007-02-28 11:54:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My friend was telling me how sex with her hubby wasn't the gr8est. She said bcuz nothing like 4 inches can make you scream, so he streched a rubber band to 4 inches and held it right on her a$$ and let it zing her!

2007-02-28 19:54:44 · answer #2 · answered by Eastcoast beachgirl 3 · 1 0

Honeymoons always are painful but after they finished

2007-02-28 19:53:30 · answer #3 · answered by Mag 7 · 0 0

oh kk well the last time i got a ZING! was when i was eating ice cream & its was frooze like hard froozen.

2007-02-28 19:52:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I don't get it. What's Zinged?

2007-02-28 19:52:41 · answer #5 · answered by sunnysky4u 3 · 0 0

20mins a go i love getting "zinged" (wink wink i know what you really mean) lol

2007-02-28 19:53:35 · answer #6 · answered by yaya t 6 · 1 0

about 6 months ago at a bar. it was so "brief" that i passed out in her car.

2007-02-28 19:54:08 · answer #7 · answered by brock 7 · 0 0

I don't know, but I got twanged the other night.

2007-02-28 20:29:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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2007-02-28 19:54:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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