My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she
used me to time an egg.
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the
lips, yet she won't drink from my glass!
Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing
a Sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.
A girl phoned me and said, "Come on over. There's nobody
home." I went over & nobody was home!
A hooker once told me she had a headache.
I went to a massage parlor. It was self service.
If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I
said, Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate
myself now."
I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger.
That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head
comes Off.
I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex
offenders.
2007-02-28 11:33:27 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
I do. I thought he was funny. Now I want to go rent "Easy Money".
2007-02-28 14:27:22 · answer #1 · answered by DawnDavenport 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-26 21:04:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not In Any Real Sense
2007-02-28 12:13:26 · answer #3 · answered by BRAINY SKEETA ® 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not at all. He wasn't funny.
2007-02-28 11:43:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No....I never thought he was funny.
2007-02-28 11:42:11 · answer #5 · answered by First Lady 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋