i made a collage out of discarded bandaids i found, will teacher give me an A+++?

Answer 1

That's doubtful due to your teacher's mean disposition since the local cable company stopped carrying Sandford and Son reruns.

The good news is that a male nurse will probably give you plenty of O+ when the Hepititis you got from handling medical waste causes your kidneys to shut down.

In the future please heat all used bandaids in a toaster set to the 'Lorenzo Llamas' heat setting before using them for artistic expression.

Answer 2

Only if you remembered to include the knuckle and fingertip bandaids as they were a requirement for the project. Would you like to see mine?

Answer 3

Well, teachers can't give an A+++, but they can give you an A+.
I hope you get it.

Please tell me you wore gloves, that is a major health hazard in my opinion. If you had cuts and that bacteria got on them..*qiver* Could you imagine what your body could be fighting off?

Answer 4

This will earn you a C+. You will get extra credit for stray hairs extracted from mole pelts adhering to the bandages. A coiled millipede on wart removal pads will get you the A.

Answer 5

Yeah sure, why not?? Another possibility is getting a nice white coat without arms put on ya, followed by a visit to a rubber room. I mean, it could go either way :-).

Answer 6

Depends, were u the only student who did such a creative job? If yes, then u’ll get ur A and the three pluses!

Answer 7

Hmmm. Doubt it, but found art is a good thing! Philistines hardly ever see the beauty in original art, y'know.

Answer 8

Didn't Professor Peanut ban all DNA infused items for our assignment this week? I got a C- for my tampon dreamcatcher.

Answer 9

twisted.. lol, ya i think she might, but she also might give a A++++ to the statue made out of nail clippings.

Answer 10

Nope, you'll get a nasty disease with all those bandaids you got.