2007-02-28 10:11:19 · 40 answers · asked by Kirsty 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Nope, I've got the perfect apprearance to scare off pervs in chat rooms.
My colleagues get a bit worried that I come into chat rooms and this sort of site. So I reassure them by telling them that if they come on a bit heavy, I just give an accurate description of myself.
Forty one, grey hair, 22 stones, gappy (rotten) teeth, beard and moustache with a huge blotch on my leg.
I never hear from them again. Of course, I don't add, very friendly, IQ of 135, talented (I sing, play instruments and write) etc.
I was regaling our chef with the above when he burst out laughing "Well, at least you're honest!"
By the way, the excess weight (and last year it was 25 stones, so it is coming off) and facial hair are caused by a condition called PCOS, the teeth are because I begrudge giving the dentist over a hundred quid.
My Blotch appeared 20 years ago and no-one knows what it is, it's a talking point. I'm not grey at the moment, I have a dye on but I did start going grey at age nine; you learn to be philosophical about appearances when you look like me and concentrate on the brain, the mind and the personality.
2007-02-28 11:29:40 · answer #1 · answered by elflaeda 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have the face of an angel and the body of a sinner.
2007-03-01 03:41:46 · answer #2 · answered by njoy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes although i do not know how a face of an angel look like.
2007-02-28 10:15:21 · answer #3 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, an angel face and a taste for suicide
2007-02-28 10:18:30 · answer #4 · answered by Basket-santa 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well that all depends on whether the lights are on or not.
In the dark (I`m talking pitch black) I do but as soon as day breaks, I look like the daughter of Satan!
I do have the lower lips of an angel though according to my boyfriend`s reaction when he goes down on me to look for my halo.
I think he calls it "seventh heaven" or something...
2007-02-28 10:18:17 · answer #5 · answered by Lolita Angel Rose Taylor-Kennedy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. I have the Lips Of An Angel.
2007-02-28 10:13:58 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Penguiin♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Me oh yeh-ive got that sort of a Angel cake
that has been sat on
and
left battered and squashed
type of appearance
2007-02-28 10:25:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No the face of a Porcelain Doll, with a big pink frilly dress to match.
2007-02-28 10:15:48 · answer #8 · answered by Porcelain Doll 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes , but i have the body of a devil .. I am an Angelic Demon :)
2007-02-28 10:15:03 · answer #9 · answered by MynameisShirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the face of an angel..... the mind of a devil
he he he
2007-02-28 10:14:10 · answer #10 · answered by Sam 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋