How can I start off a poem about being a lady from a tomboy's point of view?

Question

It's due tommorow and it has to be funny.
It's dealing with that book To kill a mockingbird (scout)

Answer 1

Everybody looks at me
and the only thing they ever see
Is a little girl without a mother
Born and raised just like her brother
I may like bugs and mud and fun
But please dont ever call me 'hun'

Answer 2

Stacking my toy blocks is fun
and painting them Pink was chum'so I hit just as hard and played just as rough
though my skirt was torn and pants to the cuff

Answer 3

just say how you feel then it will come to easy