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Do you think I could get a better job than this Zoo thing I`m doing?

2007-02-28 09:25:18 · 14 answers · asked by David H 6 in Science & Mathematics Zoology

14 answers

For sure! I need a new carpet.

2007-02-28 09:29:47 · answer #1 · answered by diamond 3 · 1 1

Well, if you're not too much of an environmentalist, there is a gas station chain looking for a mascot.

Or, if you are into baseball, you could always move to Detroit.

But why would you want to give up all that free room & board--with an occassional fabulous, fetching fertile female feline tossed in to boot, once in a while?

2007-02-28 09:40:38 · answer #2 · answered by grapejuice 2 · 1 0

I think that your best bet would be professional football, or wrestling. You would be a total force on the field or in the ring, and would get to date whoever you wanted and take on lucrative corporate sponsorships, especially if you go for football.

Leave the zoo, don't waste your talent!

2007-02-28 12:35:38 · answer #3 · answered by kiddo 4 · 0 0

I am a Siberian Husky, and I used to pull sleds. I looked on the job board at the hardware store, and saw a listing for a tennis instructor, but I don't know a thing about tennis, so for now, I am baggin groceries while going to Night school to become a dental hygeniest for snails.

2007-02-28 09:34:17 · answer #4 · answered by Steve G 2 · 3 0

Bengal Tigers' intellect are too uncompatible and inferiorally small to be using a computer.

2007-02-28 09:34:04 · answer #5 · answered by suraj_krsna1 2 · 0 0

tremendous! i'm prepared to pay genuine costs for a shelter-Tiger on my rural upstate ny resources. you would accept clean meat two times each day. downside is the 24/7 agenda that canines can not take care of. you could convey your computer. imagine it over.

2016-12-05 02:00:21 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I say go for it!! I'm a fox and I use to be a airplane pilot, but when I discovered a terrorist plot I was asked to work for the CIA. So, instead of being a boring ol' bump on the log, I'm Secret Agent Swift Fox. =)

2007-02-28 12:34:51 · answer #7 · answered by TheShadowFox 2 · 0 0

You are a clever cat!

Take over world, teach humility, and peace.

2007-02-28 09:39:23 · answer #8 · answered by Georgie 7 · 2 0

totally! do you eat people still or have you given that up with your new-found intellect? if you promise not to eat me ill help you find a job

2007-02-28 09:36:46 · answer #9 · answered by Polly 4 · 1 0

Anything other than yahoo answers would be beneficial.

2007-02-28 09:33:45 · answer #10 · answered by Get a life 3 · 0 0

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