Did everbody have a bad day at work?

Question

It's a degree nastier this evening than the norm.

How about we all chill for a minute?

Answer 1

I freaking had the worst day ever yesterday! First of all, I work for an attorney. Lots of coocs... if you know what I mean! Second, I had to go get something from his house, I freaking ate SH!T on the wet sidewalk (yes, it was raining) slammed my knee on the ground, got my pants all dirty, came back to work, had a sh!tload of stuff to do b/c I was sick Monday! Couldn't finish it all before lunch like usual (as you can see, so I can play on Y!A for the next 1/2 of my day) went to pay bills on my lunch, got to Macy's, the register froze... they had to call a manager, it took 4EVER!!!! Next, I had to go pay JCPenney, I was behind a guy, his mom was STILL SHOPPING. It took 4EveR!!!!!

Answer 2

it will get better..... Just use this chart for tomorrow.....

Hangover Rating Chart
One Star Hangover
No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to
function relatively well. However, you are still
parched. You can drink 5 sodas and still feel this
way.

For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries.

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Two Star Hangover
No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may
look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a
staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only
increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing
around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM, Waffle
House excursion.

There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your
bowels.

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Three Star Hangover
Slight headache.

Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not
productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because
her perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots
your alcoholic friends dared you to drink. Life would
be better right now if you were home in your bed
watching Lucy reruns.

You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced
teas and a diet Coke yet you haven't peed once.

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Four Star Hangover
Life sucks. Your head is throbbing.

You can't speak too quickly or else you might puke.
Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and
has given you a lecture for reeking of booze.

You wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact
that you only shaved one side of your face. (For the
ladies, it looks like you put your make-up on while
riding the bumper cars.)

Your eyes look like one big red vein, and even your
hair hurts.

Your sphincter is in perpetual spasm, and the first of
about five shits you take during the day brings water
to the eyes of everyone who enters the bathroom.

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Five Star Hangover
You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is
actually annoying the employee who sits in the next
cube.

Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore and making
you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the
corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an
attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out.

Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva so
your tongue is suffocating you.

You don't have the foggiest idea who the hell the
stranger was passed out in your bed this morning.

Any attempt to defecate results in a fire hose like
discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare
'floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this
'floater' seems to be to splash the toilet water all
over your ***.

Death sounds pretty good about right now....


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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Indubitably

Innovative

Preliminary

Proliferation

Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE
DRUNK:

Specificity

British Constitution

Passive-aggressive disorder

Loquacious
Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN
YOU'RE DRUNK:

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex

Nope, no more booze for me

Sorry, but you're not really my type

Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight

Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing

Sorry I'm being such a jackass

Answer 3

I wish I could chill, but I have to leave for work...and when I get home I have to write an 8 page paper on John Locke.

Answer 4

Hokay! Friendship! Friendship! When other friendships have been forgot. Our's will still be hot. Ha cha cha cha! You can give Howie requests any time. Oh,I am the muffin man! The muffin man! The muffin man. Go Howie! Go Howie! Yeaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Answer 5

Good point. I'm guilty of raising the bar of aggression a degree or two. I will attempt to bring the bar down to my normal degree of disdain for Bush. Unlike neo-cons, some have the ability to make a self assessment and except positive criticism.

Glad you brought this up...

Answer 6

Don't know yet, it's not over! My husband just called and told me he was just in a car accident that was his fault. No one was hurt, thankfully, there are now 2 damaged vehicles, and all the s*** that goes along with that. So, the whole day could qualify as bad, I think!

Answer 7

Apologies to you for your bad day. However, having taken early retirement, I can sort of choose the type of day I have, or shake it off rather quickly by doing something I like.

Good luck to you, and just decide that tomorrow will be a better workday for you!

Answer 8

no actually I had a pretty good day at work. My boss has become some much better over the past year.

Answer 9

No. But venting here doesn't hurt anyone. If it gets too intense, I usually take a break. It does help to have a sense of humor about this site.

Answer 10

Everyday at work is a bad day at work.