I called information and told the operator that I couldn't find my wallet. She said it was behind the couch.

Question

How did she know that?

Answer 1

I recently went on a very exclusive cruise with all the amenities, and something amazing happen to me as well. I dropped my billfold over the edge railing of the poop deck. The water was clear and I watched, as it slowly drifted back and forth towards the bottom. To my amazement a large fish grabbed the wallet passed it of to another fish that in turn passed it off to another. Later that afternoon I went to the concierge of the ship. I began to inform them of the days events when he abruptly stopped me and stated," here is your billfold Mr. R." “But How! What!. I responded "Mr. R, this is just the latest in our long list of services and amenities, Carp to Carp walleting".

Answer 2

Hmmm......Did her voice sound strangely familiar? Was there any cash left in your wallet? Credit cards missing? She sounds like a smooth operator. You should be a little more careful.

Answer 3

because women know everything.
=]
especially where guys lose their stuff.
I can be on the phone with my boyfriend, and hell be like, i can't find my glasses. Then I'll say, look on the windowsill next to your bed. They are ALWAYS there. lol.=]

Answer 4

Maybe b/c that is where most of htem fall or for a simple reason ....Woman know all!

Answer 5

the operator is your wife, yes?

Answer 6

She could see thru your phone

Answer 7

she was giving me head in ur house and I stole ur wallet while I was blowing on her face

Answer 8

Because you are being watched.

Answer 9

thats sum freaky stuff!! maybe she sphycic

Answer 10

esp