If it takes a hen and a half a day and a half to lay an egg and a half?

Question

How long does it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a pickled gherkin?

Answer 1

well i havent got a wooden leg but when i tried it took until thursday morning
oh im not a monkey either though

Answer 2

That all depends on the type of wood the legs made of if its balsa wood too light if its teak too heavy so that would make a great difference in the kicking ratio, i would suggest a pine one just the right weight for kicking and if it breaks he could nip into ikea and get a new one.
Now about the gherkin is it pickled in white vinegar maybe balsamic or even cider vinegar these are all crucial factors as to the resistance to kicking the gherkin will have and finally what type of monkey is it perhaps a chimp maybe a marmoset ?
If you could forward these facts to matron at the home for bewildered me and the boys will have it worked out in no time !
If we have to correspond by letter please excuse the crayon we are not allowed sharp things in here.

Answer 3

The next time I see a monkey with a wooden leg I'll ask him.

Answer 4

He has two options; he either uses his wooden leg to kick them out, which would take approximately three days or he would phone the hen to help him, in that case it would only take a matter of hours.

Answer 5

Zzzzz

Answer 6

Sixteen minutes if he's using the wooden leg, twenty minutes if he uses his other leg.

Answer 7

You cannot lay half an egg

Answer 8

It will take him untill Tuesday

Answer 9

nicely it fairly relies upon on the circumference of the attention and the density of the peg (is it wood?) and on the colour of the monkey. so as to be waiting to kick the seeds out the dill pickle could desire to have a gravitational rigidity equivalent to or under 2.334 newtons. duh.

Answer 10

Come again?