2007-02-28
05:25:27
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2007-02-28
05:31:17 ·
update #1
Bad news, folks. Becks is refusing to come out of the dressing room, unless 'HELLO' magazine show up with a photographer..... Star the question, for God's sake!
2007-02-28
05:40:52 ·
update #2
Hello! Welcome to live coverage of tonights' bout. Both competitors have been training hard and now it's showtime. In the white lab coat is the orange haired terror of the test tube, Beaker! And in the little black Gucci number it's the pouting princess of purchase, Victoria Beckham!
The pair are seated at the table, eyeing each other nervously. The referee sets up the grip. He gives the order to take the strain. He counts down,3,2,1 and go!
Beakers eyes are bulging out off his head, squeaking incoherant gibberish as he pushes with conviction, only to be held fast by Beckham, who is cool as a cucumber. Sweat now appears on the muppets' brow as panic sets in. Beckham looks to be taking him down! Is this the end for Beaker? Wait! Beckhams' bra has burst with the strain! The silicone paps are out! She screams! Beaker grabs the chance and with super-muppet effort, snaps her like a twig and the crowd go wild!! Beaker wins by dismemberment and squeals his victory squeak!! It's all over!
2007-02-28
08:54:53 ·
update #3