i want to announce my candicy for president of the unithed states in 2008
2007-02-28 05:24:49 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
Oh? I have never heard of your country "unithed states."
Shouldn't you be hiring a consultant?
2007-02-28 05:29:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well you start by hiring someone who speaks English fluently and spells correctly to do all your press releases.
Were you born in the United States? I'm guessing that you weren't because you don't use American grammar very well. If you weren't, you aren't eligible to become the US President. But you could always run for governor of a liberal western state.
2007-02-28 13:28:41 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty Doesnt Know 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well you might just win since youll be president of unithed states with population of 1.
2007-02-28 13:30:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Forward $1 million to me. I will get you on the ballot. Have I EVER lied to you? Of course not. I'm your guy. I can make it happen for you. I think the country needs a person of your obvious intelligence. Hurry.... get the funds to me soon and, before you know it, you can be in the limelight with candidates such as Hillary and Obama.... When can I expect your payment? I'm anxious to get started on what I personally believe will be a brilliant political career! ...... No personal checks, please.
2007-02-28 13:33:47 · answer #4 · answered by merlins_new_apprentice 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm pretty sure the president needs to have some proper grammar. Learn the language. Then we'll talk.
2007-02-28 13:27:41 · answer #5 · answered by maenerd 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Buy space on Google, Yahoo, or Netscape so that an ad pops up when people access one of these sites.
2007-02-28 13:28:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make several catchy videos and post them on youtube. Tons of people have become mini internet celebrities by having their videos viewed millions of times. Thats prolly your best bet.
2007-02-28 13:28:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You just did. If you want wider appeal you need to set up your own domain and get it listed on Google and Yahoo.
2007-02-28 13:27:58 · answer #8 · answered by meathookcook 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You may wanna tackle English before you take on more responsibility.
2007-02-28 13:27:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
You should learn how to spell properly first.
2007-02-28 13:27:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋