Who do you reckon is the hardest?

Question

My colleague Andrew, or my Colleague Liz?

I would have them both easily because I am from South Wales, and therefore naturally harder.

I would appreciate any opinions you might have on how they would match up if placed in a pit to fight it out to the death.

Tale of the tape:

Andrew is 32 years old 5ft 9in, of medium build, but with long-hair, and the appearance of a greasy holiday barman. He has recently stopped smoking, but still has serious alcohol issues.

Liz is 25 years old, of a similar height, but of sleighter build. She drinks occasionaly and does not inhale.

Andrew is wiry and toned, whilst Liz appears quite nimble and healthy, and has long sharpened claws.

Andrew hails form Banbury, Oxfordshire, whilst Liz is a Home Counties Girl.

What do you think?

I will award points to the best fight preview

Answer 1

Pit Bull Terriers?

Being from North Wales and an immigrant into England gives me some interest as I too might pose such questions. Anyway, I think both have attributes and deficiencies.
Andrew, with his indifferent styling has given up his habit of smoking but retained his imbibing,
Liz, the minor drinker and non-inhaler is endowed with the talons, is quite nimble and healthy.

The Contest:
Andrew, in the blue corner with his long hair tied back in a pony tail, approaches Liz as the bell sounds for Round One. He looks somewat bedraggled neverthless, as his face is contorted due to the fourteen pints of ale consumed before the fight.

Liz in the Red corner seeing the sight of Andrew for the first time is confident that her guile and speed will outwit the opponent and strikes the first blow, a scratch on Andrew's left arm. She knows he is right handed but believes he will try to stem the blood flow with his good hand.

Becoming concerned about the prize at the end of the contest, his ambition to win is coming to the fore and he slides along the sawdust surface and fells Liz in a scissor kick.

Liz's blood boils at this breach of Queensberry Rules and grabs Andrew's shorts that rip along the badly sewn seam, revealing a scar inflicted by a previous contender. She assures herself that this is now an all in match and rises to her feet, places her left foot on his chest an shouts 'Now then Big Boy, where would you like the lava bread, to choke you or constipate you'.

End of contest.

Answer 2

Itl be like a good cat fight then since both are gals lolz.

Well I think liz will out do the guy. She just needs to do what all gals do, kick him in the bollox and pull his long hair out of its roots. When he falls to ground fart on his face to finish him off with the killa manoeuvre.

Answer 3

sounds like andrew would come out an try to outmuscle liz! she needs her quickness to outbox him! and she needs to land a good kick in the groin! in the end, though, andres meanness and killer instinct will enable him toi overcome a bloody mouth, and sore groin to get ahold of liz and beat her! how is that?

Answer 4

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Answer 5

Most people from Banbury are soft as sh*t, so my moneys on Liz

Answer 6

you won't fight as you're a big welsh pansy, all mouth and no trousers, I could imagine a person like you getting attacked and saying "DO WHAT YOU WANT BUT DON'T HIT MY FACE"
And what sort of a man would hit a woman anyway? pathetic question you make me sick

Answer 7

I'm the hardest ;-)