If you farted into a bag,sealed it,then left it at a crime scene would they be able to trace it back to you?

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Like would the forensic experts be able to work out stuff, like on CSI Las Vegas?

If so how could they do this? Would microscopic bits of turd go into the bag too? Thus leaving some of my DNA behind.

Just for info it was done through a pair of jeans so I hope the denim acted as some kind of filter....maybe.

Dont laugh but I am a vegan by the way, does that effect anything?

Thanks

Answer 1

i think they would "get wind "of the person responsable

Answer 2

That is the stupidest thing I have read. But I would say yeah. They would be able to get a paticle from the jeans and get your DNA, and denim type, when and where you bought them from. They can find out anything these days.

Answer 3

Nope. The bag sealed with hot air would float up to the sky like a pretty brown balloon. ; - )

Probably they'd just take your fingerprints off the bag, dude. If someone is stupid enough to fart into a bag, they probably aren't smart enough to wear gloves, I'm thinking.

Planning a crime spree? You need a nickname like the fart phantom.

Answer 4

yup it would be traceable. there is a chemical in those gasses called trf... and that is what they would sample and test for,if the presence is found they can then trace dna samples from it as there is a good chance that if trf is present there is dna there too... and one more thing.... i made all that up

Answer 5

yea