That's right, the U.S army and i dare any foreign country to mess with us Canuks
2007-02-28 02:43:05 · 17 answers · asked by Johnny Walker 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Our Canadian military saddens me. But who the hell needs the U.S. military when Jesus lives in Canada? Jesus' superpowers are far superior to anything the U.S. military can muster.
2007-02-28 02:48:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, Canada is protected by the United States Army, which is the most powerful military force in the world!
2007-02-28 10:51:21 · answer #2 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
America would only protect Canada because they think that they might someday take us over when they need more land. They don't give a **** about us, take for instance the "thank you" speech after 9/11. We were the first ones to show up and offer assistance (I know people who left to go help as soon as they saw it on TV, personally, one would think they would have run in the opposite direction since they didn't know what was happening) and yet we were not even mentioned in the speech! Every other freakin country was...America doesn't see us as their neighbor, their friend. They don't even see us at all unless they are pointing a finger of blame or making a bad joke at our expense.
Not to mention, no foreign country is going to mess with us anyway. We don't have anything of great value, we haven't ticked anyone off (as of yet), and we let people in as they please. Our slogan should be, "Come to Canada, we have lots of room." Besides, with Canada's Oriental influence and the fact that we have decriminalized marijuana and legalised gay marriage, we will be mostly homosexuals, Chinese and potheads before long. That being said, when the American economy collapses, Canada will rule the world.
Just for reference, I'm not talking about every American. I wouldn't group you all together like that. Canada knows what it is like to have crappy leaders. Like, >ahem< our current one...
2007-02-28 11:11:44 · answer #3 · answered by IamBatman 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not that I would want anyone to mess with Canada or anything, but how do you figure it's "the most powerful military force in the world"? Just wondering.
More power to you Canucks though m8, really.
2007-02-28 10:50:08 · answer #4 · answered by Jew-tastic! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually the U.S. Military. Army included.
2007-02-28 10:49:31 · answer #5 · answered by xjaz1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I just hope the Mounties get there in time after the terrorists drop a couple of bombs on Toronto.
2007-02-28 10:52:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! i love canadians, they were so fun and nice when i visited. i would lile to go back and have some more La Batt
2007-02-28 10:48:23 · answer #7 · answered by always thinkin 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
you tell them! no one messes with the big A
2007-02-28 10:49:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH, ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THOSE LITTLE GREEN ARMY MEN YOU BUY IN THE STORE THERE IS LIKE 100 OR SO IN A PACKAGE?
2007-02-28 10:47:26 · answer #9 · answered by YAWN 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
How come this 'ere mighty force can't win any wars then?
2007-02-28 10:54:04 · answer #10 · answered by neologycycles 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋