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that no one wants to date an intelligent, moderately cute female with bipolar disorder, serious anger management issues and a fully loaded arsenal of foul language & tasteless jokes? Am I doing something wrong? I love puppies...so what gives?

2007-02-28 00:10:13 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

lowroad - submissive? yes. chain-smoker? no. beeyotch? no.

2007-02-28 00:54:50 · update #1

18 answers

i wish i could find a woman like that

2007-02-28 00:13:21 · answer #1 · answered by tiny likes clams 3 · 3 0

Before you go out on another date you to need attend some:
1anger management classes
2take meds for bipolar
3wash your foul mouth out with SOAP!
4and update jokes to ones that can be told in public.
5You can love puppies from here to eternity but are puppies what you want to date???

2007-02-28 08:17:00 · answer #2 · answered by missellie 7 · 3 0

I personally can't understand. But maybe if you got really fat or got some facial tats ala' Mike Tyson you might have better luck. Oh, and stalking is a real turn on. Best of luck

2007-02-28 08:15:40 · answer #3 · answered by smp1969 3 · 2 0

You sound like the perfect match for Attila the Hun - hang in there - there is a guy out there for you, probably with many of the same attributes.

2007-02-28 08:15:32 · answer #4 · answered by ra63 6 · 3 0

I'm pretty sure I dated your sister at some point. That was enough fun for me... I still wince everytime I hear the word "lithium" even when it is used in conjunction with batteries.

2007-02-28 08:13:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

By moderately cute you really mean butt ugly, don't you? I'm guessing that is the problem.

2007-02-28 08:17:50 · answer #6 · answered by Bob Peppers 3 · 3 0

you forgots submissive chain smoking beeYOTCH!!! what gives witht that?

2007-02-28 08:45:31 · answer #7 · answered by lowroad 2 · 1 0

I don't know? I think the love of puppies should be enough!

2007-02-28 08:13:12 · answer #8 · answered by Tracie 4 · 6 0

You just described my first two wives..is that you Carol? or Ileen?
Well, it sounds like you but you sound better then i remember you.

2007-02-28 08:15:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Yeah, I often wondered that myself. They make medication for that don't they?

2007-02-28 08:15:37 · answer #10 · answered by sideways 7 · 3 0

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