(1) Remove your socks early. You do NOT want to be seen naked except for your socks. It looks ridiculous and kills the mood.
(2) Her name. Small women can be surprisingly strong when you say someone else's name, other than god's, while you're inside them. And god help you if you're with an Amazon.
(3) To wash. Self explanatory. There are few things more disgusting than to have a bit of cheese squishing out from beneath your hoodie. Having a lot of cheese if you've been cut, is one of them.
(4) A flashlight. Even with a jimmie hat, you can still contract genital warts and, possibly, herpes, so look for bumps and lesions before you make entry. Make sure she's pure; when in doubt, check it out.
(5) Silence your cell phone. Even if you don't pick up, she's still going to wonder if some other chick is calling you for service. Again, a mood killer. She'll be thinking about it long after you've rolled over and fallen asleep, which means she'll probably check your caller ID. Then, see item (2).
2007-02-27 23:56:23
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answer #1
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answered by Guncrazy 4
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1. forethought...... what would you do if the worst happened & are you mature enough to handle it.
2. condom......if it breaks refer to #1
3. sexually transmited diseases.....no garrenties, refer to #1
4. are you ready for a long term relationship if it develops past sex?
5. be as romantic as possible
2007-02-28 08:06:53
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answer #2
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answered by eyepopping hideous female troll 4
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1) am i ready?
2) am i old enough
3) does this feel right?
4) what will i do if i get pregnant or contract an std?
5) am i practising safe sex? (condoms, birth control pills etc)
2007-02-28 08:02:44
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answer #3
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answered by sydneygal 6
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Protection
Protection
Protection
Protection
And Protection!!!!!!!!
-Fredo
2007-02-28 16:14:09
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answered by Alaina 4
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Make sure the stove is off
make sure the lights are off
make sure the tv is off
make sure the door is closed
make sure its not to cold or hot
2007-03-03 23:43:03
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answer #5
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answered by 100% Español 5
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that first answer was great!!!
People do need a sence of humor once in awhile...if feels good after reading so much serious stuff...
and I agree with him
2007-02-28 08:17:01
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answered by Catlin 2
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Remember that you will have to pay child support if you get someone pregnant.
2007-02-28 08:47:33
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answered by KathyS 7
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Use a condom.
If you're underage wait until you're old enough to understand the decision you're making.
Choose your partner wisely.
That's three and that's enough.
2007-02-28 07:57:02
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answered by Anonymous
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1. We have hormones so we can perpetuate the species
2. STD
3. Loss of male companionship
4. Momentary loss of reason
5. If she says NO, it just means she needs another beer
2007-02-28 07:58:36
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answered by Anonymous
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protection
intimacy
responsibility
age
afterwards
2007-02-28 07:56:35
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answered by Kathleen F 5
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