2007-02-27 23:10:43 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well, there was one time, right and I was at blackpool on holiday. I had brought all the family along and we were on the beach. As you do, go on the beach in blackpool. Althought you wouldn't think it was a beach the state of it I tell you. The tower was in the background though so that was nice. And all the little kids were having a good time with their buckets and their spades so it can't have been too bad. Actually I was a kid at the time too. Obviously. I mean you don't really go for donkey rides if your an adult do you? Anyways, my mum was helping me up on the donkey and when I was up the man said it was a very placid donkey, and it seemed quite calm. All of a sudden though, it bolted and just galloped down the beach at an alarming rate. It was really frightening. And my mum and this random guy were chasing after the donkey but that just made it more angry, as you can imagine. So I've never had a soft spot for donkeys to be honest. I don't think many people do. Except Donkey from shrek, he's cool. And the little donkey that carried a pregnant virgin mary to the stable to give birth to the messiah. I mean anyone who transports a messiah can't be too bad can they? So, to finish up I could probably say that I have talked the legs of a donkey before because they're so tediously boring. A lot like me, some would say as I tend to ramble on and have an extremely monotonous voice, but I couldn't care less really so it's all good.
I think you have to agree I am the best at talking the legs off of the donkey, George!
2007-02-27 23:27:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
No, I prefer to use a no. 7 government issue machete. Much easier and less time.. Donkeys prefer it to what some people talk about also.
2007-02-27 23:15:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yes probably! My mother always told me I would talk a horse to death. But from experience it never happened. I'd hate to call my mother a liar, but she was definitely proven wrong on that one.
Talking however does give me what I want. When I want sex and my husband is trying to sleep, I just talk him to the point that he will give in and give me what I want. Besides that he says he can't resist my mouth :o
2007-02-27 23:25:39 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well i got out of bed. Then i went to the bathroom. Walked down the stairs. Let the dogs out fed the cat. Put the kettle on. Put the toast in the toaster. Then I checked my post. Let the dogs in. Sat down and ate my toast and drunk my coffee. Watched a bit of tv. Went upstairs. Washed, brushed my teeth, got dressed. Made the bed. Came back down stairs. Sat down infront of the computer. Switched it on and checked mail. then came on here and started answering questions....lol..does that answer your question...haha...
2007-02-27 23:20:11 · answer #4 · answered by elizabeth l 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
yes the whole donkey
2007-02-27 23:13:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes and the hooves off of a camel!! Don't get me started!! HA!!HA!! Have a good day!!!
2007-02-27 23:48:35 · answer #6 · answered by linda bug 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If he kicked me in the head! I would probably do a lot of talking!
2007-02-27 23:26:35 · answer #7 · answered by kayboff 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sure can. I can talk the legs off of any jackass teehee
2007-02-27 23:16:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
i dont think many people can, you dont see many front legged only donkeys anywhere, perhaps they have little sanctuaries somewhere, hmmmm.......
2007-02-27 23:16:36 · answer #9 · answered by ♠ Merlin ♠ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
no but I could probably manage the front ones!
2007-02-27 23:14:42 · answer #10 · answered by Full of Id 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋