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Oh, don't worry David, I have plenty of room in my attic - feel free to deposit your corpses there with all the rest of my dead relations and friends. Why give up an enjoyable hobby.

2007-02-27 22:01:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Here are some helpful suggestions :

Why don't you buy a longer spade?

Bury them in a cemetery where no-one will think of looking.

Rip out the floor of your shed and bury them under it, and replace the floor.

Or bury them at sea ;)

2007-02-28 08:05:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Yes, Husbandry might be a good hobby to start, I think that means the same as butchery...Either that or I dreamt it?

2007-02-28 06:01:08 · answer #3 · answered by mizz.squitz 2 · 1 0

Get a life

2007-02-28 06:00:34 · answer #4 · answered by Smurf 7 · 0 0

Ah, you're forgetting that warm tingly feeling when you have a good burn up.

Plus, if you shoot them and then set fire to their house, there's a good chance everyone will just assume they died in the fire.

2007-02-28 06:10:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Try raised decking over the patio.

2007-02-28 06:01:46 · answer #6 · answered by Del Piero 10 7 · 1 0

Start cremating the bodies!

2007-02-28 06:00:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

You could eat them ? I could always lend you my copy of Hannibal Lecters - How to properly cook and eat bodies !!

2007-02-28 06:21:42 · answer #8 · answered by MynameisShirl 5 · 1 0

Nope. Just dump them on the old corpses.

2007-02-28 06:10:30 · answer #9 · answered by Bored 2 · 1 0

i have about 80 acres of woods out back

go ahead just DON'T dig up the ex

2007-02-28 06:01:19 · answer #10 · answered by elite_women_rule_the_rock 6 · 2 0

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