What story would you like to read or hear on the t.v. the most in the world politics? You could just write a headline or perhaps a mini report......Just curious.
2007-02-27 21:02:42 · 32 answers · asked by Luvfactory 5 in News & Events ➔ Media & Journalism
Shock as Citizens join together to make the UK a better place.
Shock reverberated throughout the country today, as spontaneously every single person living in the UK decided to put all petty differences aside and work together to improve our great Nation. All religions agreed to stop bitching about each other, Homosexuals and Heterosexuals (and everyone in between) agreed to cease judging each other, and reality TV has been banned after 99.9% of the country stood up and pointed out what a waste of time and energy it is. Skin colour or Nationality is no longer to be an issue and footballers agreed to take a 75% pay cut and give the money to the NHS to train more nurses and Doctors. "The future is ours" said a statement, signed by every single person in the country.
Failing that, how about:
Paris Hilton and all other so-called reality TV "celebs" all spontanoeusly agreed to go home and stop inflicting themselves on the general public, today.
In a statement Miss Hilton said:
"I realise that I have nothing to offer the world, so have decided to join a Convent, become a Nun and use my huge wealth to help people in the third world. Being a good person is sooooo hot."
2007-02-27 21:12:10 · answer #1 · answered by lululaluau 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
HEADLINE READS
Yahoo Answers Dont Take It To Heart!
since yahoo answers have start (what ever date it was)
people have been replying with funny answers but they still get voted down take the question above for example
"What is the news story you would love to read in the papers in the future?
What story would you like to read or hear on the t.v. the most in the world politics? You could just write a headline or perhaps a mini report......Just curious"
this person is saying she is JUST CURIOUS!
so why is everyone voting down people that are just trying to have a laugh what is this world coming to!
2007-02-28 01:06:06 · answer #2 · answered by mangospassion 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Democrats realize that they have been wrong all along and all join the Republican party.
In a sweeping move, the Democrats of the nation have come together and now realize that they have been wrong, and all would like to join the Republican party. President Bush has welcomed them with open arms.
In another note, Barbara Streisand, Hillary and Bill Clinton, Al Gore, Michael Moore, Nancy Pelosi, and most of Hollywood have been exciled to Iran, where their " I am perfect, Repulicans suck and there are no WMD" attitude will be put to the test working in the nuclear weapons facilities. Barbara will serve as the first "test" subject.
2007-02-28 03:30:33 · answer #3 · answered by Jill R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Andy Murrey Wins Wimbledon Yipeeeeeeeeeee
2007-02-28 13:07:09 · answer #4 · answered by julie p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alien Space Ship Land On White House Lawn!
2007-02-27 21:10:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Peace In The Middle East.
George Bush in Double suicide pact with Blair
Kyoto Agreement Reached!
No more relity TV - Ever!
Cannabis Now Legal
2007-02-27 21:14:04 · answer #6 · answered by ~Natacha~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The World Finally Came to it's Senses!
world peace, human rights for all, and the reversal of damage to nature
2007-02-27 21:12:34 · answer #7 · answered by Pollywolly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'no more growing old' Scientists have developed a serum which halts the ageing process we can now live forever with a body and mind of a 30 year old.
When the world 's population increases to bursting point, then we'll just hop on a space craft and choose which planet we'd like to live on.
2007-02-27 21:11:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Miracle Recovery of Puppy
2007-02-28 10:01:33 · answer #9 · answered by Excelsior 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hillary Clinton Openly Admits To Her Lesbianism and Comes Out!
2007-02-27 21:22:05 · answer #10 · answered by baltic072 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋