Should i give it to the prettiest girl i see tomorrow will it help me get attention in the future?
2007-02-27 20:23:05 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
No, You shouldn't....
1st off because you wouldn't be able to have sex afterwards if you don't die in the process of doing it from blood loss....
2nd because she will probable scream and you will be known as the "freaky guy" for the rest of your life in which you will have to become some sort of celibate monk who lives the rest of your life out in a monastary...
If you want sex then you need to wait till you find the right girl/guy. You just have to believe in yourself and know that the perfect someone is out there waiting for you to find them.
So instead of becomeing a self made unich why don't you try finding your soul mate.......And yes..it will help you get attention in the future..just not the kind of attention you want...
2007-02-27 20:32:18 · answer #1 · answered by Roe 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes. Wrapped in red ribbon and white tissue paper a severed penis makes the perfect gift for a pretty young lady. For an extra flair add some rose petals in there too!
You'll receive plenty of attention in the future as neighborhood kids point and laugh at the living ken doll
2007-02-27 20:29:13 · answer #2 · answered by Tim 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take a gay guy's advice here. If you are a guy and want to have sex with a girl, then yes, by all means, chop it off and spare the chance of you bringing more like you into the world..
TO THE CARING GIRLS OUT THERE...
You know what, every day I am becoming more and more convinced that it is not really females that I dislike, it is heterosexual males. I don't mean sexually, but as people. Aside from not being sexually attracted to womenn, I never really trusted women. The idea of cutting off a guy's penis is probably the most evil and disgusting thing I could ever think of, and I've always thought it was women who wanted to do that to men. But I want to thank the ladies out there, like Roe who posted earlier, who helps me trust women by knowing that not all of them want to hurt us guys and who are also appalled by the idea of a guy's genitals being mutilated.
2007-02-28 03:11:28 · answer #3 · answered by kjv_gods_word 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you want to have sex with a girl why would you cut off your penis. =o/ surely you'd be unable to give it to her then.
2007-02-27 22:08:38 · answer #4 · answered by What'd You Say? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if you just want sex you can pay for it or just go and have a one night stand
2007-02-27 21:16:32 · answer #5 · answered by (",) JJ (,") 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, go cut off ur pinus if u really want sex so badly
2007-02-27 20:26:03 · answer #6 · answered by blue moon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very nice question! I love disturbing imagery!
2007-02-27 20:29:38 · answer #7 · answered by Kedar 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
don't be foolish.........if you want to get her intention.. buy her a gift rather then giving her a punctured piece of meat to play with !
2007-02-27 20:36:16 · answer #8 · answered by Rockerlovez 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jeez! Maybe you should look into a hobby? Like ... painting?
2007-02-27 20:45:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
her worm collection is full...just bury it
2007-02-27 20:30:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋