URGENT!!!I need a BOOK REVIEW!?

Question

I need it by 2nd March,before 5pm!
As u can see,the questions are below!
Just use a book u've read to answer!
No need to write a lot,,just give short answers will do~
Title:
Author:
Date of book was published:
Main character:
Name:
A few words about each character:
The setting of the book:
The plot of the book: Beginning
Problems faced by the characters:
Three main events:
Ending:
Theme of the book:
I think the author was trying to get the reader to think about…
A part of the book that you really liked:
An example of a good piece of descriptive writing:
Finally, why you would re commend this book to another reader:
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Same book, pick a charatcer and answer the rest~

Name of character:
Words to describe character’s physical appearance:
What you like/dislike about the character:
Something this character did which you will remember:
Other characters in the story which this character liked/disliked and why?

Answer 1

LMAO, I had to do these same reports when I was in school, oddly enough.

I'm very tempted to give you an actual review of some crazily obscure book; that way, when you hand it in, no teacher will ever believe you.

....How would you like a review of Bataille's "Story of the Eye"? :)

Answer 2

What about a book titled "100 ways to become a beggar?!?!?"

Answer 3

buy a bible, get one that has already a treatise at the beginning of each book, read the book of job

Answer 4

c'mon....do this on ur own...u'll love it!! seriously..reading books is gr8...i no writing the review aint tht gr8...but still try...nd u'll love it!!

Answer 5

do it on your own..
book reviewing isnt that bad..or hard..

Answer 6

You are kidding, right?

Answer 7

here my answer

DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK