He got me pretty good a couple of years ago, and I want to recognize his old age.
2007-02-27 17:03:01 · 5 answers · asked by Drews 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
Blue pills, Preparation H, a cane, really ugly old glasses :)
2007-02-27 17:06:53 · answer #1 · answered by endorable 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put saran wrap over toilet real tight then put lid down his piss will bounce back and then get all over him
go to a store that sells large containers of mayonaise and spread about 4 commercial size containers of mayo under his bed sheet (put a tarp on the bed first if youd like)
take his tires off and then
put his car up on blocks
take him out to eat and tell the waiter that you are celebrating his coming out of the closet push it to the limit and get him a cake with gay pride flags (rainbow flags) and the message gay and proud
these are just a few of the pranks i have pulled on my friends and family
they will hate it at first but they will laugh there butt off every time they think back and re-tell the story
2007-02-28 01:20:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
On a lighter note, how about one of those humorous 'You know you're over 40 when...' types of books? And some of the other suggestions are great especially going to spencer's gift store. They seem to have quite a bit of (safe :) gag gifts.
2007-02-28 01:18:21 · answer #3 · answered by jannsody 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try Spencer's Gifts at a local mall. Even Wal-Mart has a few items for that.
2007-02-28 01:14:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
`get a cake made that is shaped as 40 with trick candels
`fake dentures & a cane
`get him a stripper that ancient lik great great great great great great x60 grandma ancient
`tombstone
2007-02-28 01:08:52 · answer #5 · answered by physco_porsche 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋