funniest exchange between a player and the press?

Question

there are a lot of good ones, but my top are the allen iverson "practice" deal and shaq calling the kings the sacramento queens...what do you think?

Answer 1

Anything from Barry Bonds is gold.

But if you do expand it to coaches, Mike Ditka has a few gems, like when a reporter asked about something in the game and Mike responded "How about we go outside and I kick your ***."

Answer 2

Playoffs! Playoffs? Don't talk about playoffs! Playoffs?

He was a coach though, so maybe this doesn't count.