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driving while mowing

2007-02-27 14:30:23 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

under the influence!

2007-02-27 14:30:39 · update #1

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I've been arrested for prostitution.

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2007-02-27 17:55:52 · answer #1 · answered by Jack 6 · 2 0

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2016-06-12 04:01:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

A guy from where I lived in high school got arrested for riding his horse drunk! I guess they had "pulled" him over a bunch of times before and he always said "I'm not DRIVING!" finally he was found slumped over the horses neck while the horse was eating grass in someones yard. It really made me laugh cuz I had moved there from a big city and didn't even know you could ride horses down the street.

2007-02-27 14:38:02 · answer #3 · answered by pollywog 3 · 1 0

Funny Story. I was drinking one night rather heavily. I was stumbling home and saw someone had one of those old push style grass cutters tossed out at the curb with their trash. I decided I could use one of those and was pushing it home. Just imagine this drunk dude walking down the street with a push mower. I wasn't arrested but I was 'pulled over' and questioned. I explained myself and the cops actually got a laugh out of it and left.

2007-02-27 14:36:23 · answer #4 · answered by no name brand canned beans 6 · 1 0

Yeah sure, happened last saturday with one of those John Deere Riding lawn mowers, reckon e's gonna be in jail fer a long time!

2007-02-27 14:33:14 · answer #5 · answered by michael 2 · 1 1

No but i got arrested for DUI (Dancing under Influence).

2007-02-27 14:32:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

nope... never mowed a lawn (the great perks of landlords), and even if i did have a lawn mower, there's too much snow outside to use it...

2007-02-27 14:36:16 · answer #7 · answered by lynn 5 · 1 0

country singer George Jones. His wife took His car keys away and, the police busted Him on His way home from the liqour store, on His lawn tractor.

2007-02-27 14:34:44 · answer #8 · answered by ny21tb 7 · 2 1

Not that I know of. But I've done some things with my mower that would've made you think I was drunk.

2007-02-27 14:35:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No
I have never done it, hence no chance of being arrested for doing it

2007-02-27 14:34:06 · answer #10 · answered by Angel Girl 7 · 1 1

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