Ok everyone my husband is in Iraq and he is now missing alot more of the sex life then he did 5 months ago, so he is on this phone sex kick.. yeah great huh, anyway I am the shy type when I get on the phone I dont even no what to say at all... I need to know how it starts and how to go along with it, heck yeah I am like really ready to do it too but dont no what to do, and nothing against my husband but he is not the smartest at this either.. Help me please, give me some of your best lines lol thank you...
2007-02-27 14:11:06 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Oh not monitored phone calls we use our cingular... thanks for that one anyway... lol..
2007-02-27 14:21:51 · update #1
here's what you do...
before you call him or he calls you, put on something that makes you feel sexy. lingerie, a slinky dress, anything at all that YOU feel good in.
when he calls, tell him what you're wearing, be VERY descriptive. then talk about how much you miss him.
if you do miss him, this won't be difficult and it should come to you naturally.
do you miss his touch? tell him!
do you miss his kisses? tell him!
tell him HOW you miss making love him.
BE DESCRIPTIVE.
play by play - just close your eyes and remember the best intimate experience the two of you have shared.
describe it to him in complete detail. at each relevant point, tell him how he made you feel. how wonderful it was to you.
tell him how much you anticipate having him home and in bed with you again soon.
you can tell him what you want him to do to and with you when he comes home as well.
if it helps you relax, you can put yourself "in the mood" too, physicaly. you know what i mean.
2007-02-27 14:16:20 · answer #1 · answered by ladrhiana 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Talking sex on phone you cost you very much as you might be living in dreams the real sex won't last for few minutes but if you take a lesson on fore play you can extend it for hours but no charges exorbitant!
2016-03-29 03:45:32 · answer #2 · answered by Hilary 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My opinon is NOT to do the phone sex..., UNLESS you enjoy spending all your earnings on a phone-bill...TOYS are always available for this situation, and that's the way to go!!, and there a hell of alot cheaper!!!
2007-02-27 14:17:09 · answer #3 · answered by BRENDA B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well , i am sure there are some websites outthere with a detailed explanation or samples or whatever.....but u do know that thoose phone calls are usually monitered ? thas kinda embaressing lol
2007-02-27 14:15:45 · answer #4 · answered by should i ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
talk about what you are or or not wearing, what you want to do to each other, what you're doing to yourself, talk about any fetishes the two of you have... keep your voice soft and seductive, be detailed, make quiet noises even if you're faking it, thinking you're getting off will get him very excited.
2007-02-27 14:16:10 · answer #5 · answered by Bored Enough To Be Here 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You cant say this on here but IM me and i will help you
2007-02-27 14:15:53 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have no idea...i think its a two way thing.....so, i don kno truthfully how to run it by
2007-02-27 14:22:14 · answer #7 · answered by Ti-Ti 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first of all you will need to put plenty of ky jelly on the phone so you dont chap your ***.
2007-02-27 14:17:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
dial 1900 lol
2007-02-27 14:14:21 · answer #9 · answered by chrisandlane 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Ill come over , well call him up, put the phone on speaker and he can listen to me bang your brains out while he cranks one out???
2007-02-27 14:24:05 · answer #10 · answered by chaos3eleven 1 · 1⤊ 4⤋