2007-02-27 13:35:11 · 10 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
is this what our founding fathers and their homosexual partners fought for in the late 18th century? so that you can wriggle your way out of what the state asks of you!!! writing letters to mr. shatner's toupee is every citizen's solemn duty. its what seperates us from the godless proletariat who run the hard rock cafe. i suggest you put on your writing bonnet and get to working. mr. shatner's toupee is only able to keep its perkiness thanks to letters from you and my local pbs station.
2007-02-28 13:37:38 · answer #1 · answered by Circlometry™³ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure...I think his toupee gets a LOT of these letters...you might try his veneers though... I hear they have a lot of pull with the judge...
2007-02-27 21:41:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it might lead people to think that you are insane, which can get you out of jury duty.
2007-02-27 21:45:29 · answer #3 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually a well written letter to the Clingons would be better
2007-02-27 21:40:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, but showing up at the courthouse with a pork chop on your head will.
2007-02-28 16:05:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
IN the letter, promise to delicately tongue flick the sweat from beneath the rug. SO your tongue will get sticky, you have been there before, get over it. do what you gotta do.
2007-02-28 04:53:25 · answer #6 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No...but tell the judge you can tell the is guilty by the clothes they wear and that should get you bounced.
2007-02-27 21:41:01 · answer #7 · answered by Carl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it would but it might get you into a nice place with cute little jackets that tie in the back.
2007-02-27 21:43:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If worded correctly, yes.
2007-02-27 21:42:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It might, but remember the Kingons cover his ***. . . .
2007-02-28 02:25:45 · answer #10 · answered by PartyTime 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋