where should I hide the mailman?
2007-02-27 13:13:59 · 28 answers · asked by Your Angel 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I already jumped out the window! And stop calling me the mailman.
2007-02-27 13:17:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
don't hide the mail man. Leave your clothes off and tell you husband, that he is a nudist's that came in to use the telephone and you didn't want him to feel uncomfortable, so you took your clothes off to make the mailman feel at ease!
2007-02-27 13:21:11 · answer #2 · answered by cprucka 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ARRR! this pie-rat's diguise vexed ye compleat, mi'lady, for i be not thy betrothed but a man o' the sea come to pillage thy keep and make away with fair maidens hither and thither... providing ye can provision me with but one more scuppern of yer famed "Cap'n Morgan" grog!
2007-02-27 13:27:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quick when your boyfriend isn't looking slip him through the mail slot on the front door.
2007-02-27 13:17:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dress him up in your clothes and tell your boyfriend my ugly cousin Michelle is here for a visit and she was just about to leave.
2007-02-27 13:22:45 · answer #5 · answered by Bazinga 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hide him out in the garage.
2007-02-27 13:17:31 · answer #6 · answered by Backwoods Barbie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't hide him, you'll look to guilty. Say he was making a special delivery.
2007-02-27 13:45:14 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ Zoey ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey.....if your man is home, what the hell are you doing still on here? Be a good woman, go fix him a drink, give him a nice, sensual massage and for God's sakes.....make him something to eat! (smiles)
2007-02-27 13:18:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
make him "sleep" on the couch an say its ur brother!!! the best place to hide is right out in the open...♥
2007-02-27 13:17:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Under the bed!
2007-02-27 13:16:03 · answer #10 · answered by Tony M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋