Go see an "R" rated movie!
2007-02-27 13:02:57
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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What kind of Pirate? If you work hard, have good speed, a good glove, a good arm and can hit, then you could be wanted by Major League scouts and possibly become a Pittsburgh Pirate.
If you have a fast ship and a swarthy crew, and have the desire to board and steal goods from merchant ships and cargo vessels, you can be a Pirate of the High Seas (the AAAAArrrrrrrr kind, like Cap'n Jack Sparrow) and be wanted by the Coast Guard and the Navy.
Or, all you need is some music or a NETFLIX account, a stack of blank CDs or DVDs, and some software, and you can make CDs and DVDs for sale, and become a Media Pirate, wanted by the FCC.
2007-02-27 21:07:43
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answered by Mangy Coyote 5
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Speed boats, automatic weapons, radar, Gps, and Communications with a floating chop shop.
Fearless followers would be good too, and on the bright side most countries are already dissarmed by their Dictator, leader or Socialist government, you only have to fear the Coasties.
2007-02-27 21:05:54
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answer #3
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answered by Jungleroy 4
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Just a patch painted on your picture. BAM! You're a pirate! lol! I don't know really. MAybe a ship.
2007-02-27 21:02:51
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answered by Michelle 5
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An eye patch, a parrot, a peg leg, and a Captain and Coke. There's a little captain in all of us. Yarrgggggghhh! Yo ho ho and a bottle brass monkey, when my girlie shakes her hips, she sure gets funky.
2007-02-27 21:03:02
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answer #5
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answered by phishycoding 4
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a boat. guns and ammunition. a rebel attitude. and, more often than not, terrorist links. pirates these days aid terrorists, rob/kill/kidnap yachters, bomb things, aid in illegal immigration, traffic drugs and many more wholesome activities. your best bet is to grow a scruffy beard, get a tan and move to indonesia and hope to be taken aboard. arrrr.
2007-02-27 21:04:39
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answered by Tee-Dubbya 2
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A hook hand, an eyepatch, peg leg, a boat with a crew, and a parrot on your shoulder
2007-02-27 21:03:18
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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BitTorrent. Be a software pirate, its all the rage. :)
2007-02-27 21:03:23
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answered by Anonymous
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arrgh ye scallywag...dontcha watch spongebob? you just gotta have the talk there and that's how ye become a pirate.
2007-02-27 21:02:42
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answered by jamie_0778 4
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Read about what it takes to be a cop and reverse it all. That will be a good place to start, arg!
2007-02-27 21:02:22
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answered by The Nana of Nana's 7
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apply at pirates offices....they have free training sessions...goin on thru out the year.....
2007-02-27 21:04:04
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answer #11
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answered by nari 3
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