2007-02-27 12:47:05 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beauty & Style ➔ Other - Beauty & Style
Michael Jackson is rich, talented and loved by millions and you're not.......guess the joke's on you!!
♥♥We Love You Michael!!!!♥♥
2007-02-27 14:17:38 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Some of these are pretty dirty but here you go:
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne usually waits until the boy is 13 before coming on his face.
How do you know when Michael Jackson has a hot date? There's a tricycle parked in his driveway.
How do you know it is bedtime at the Michael Jackson residence? When the big hand touches the little hand.
What is Michael's alma mater? Bring 'em Young
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic grocery bag? One is white, made of plastic and dangerous for little children to play with and the other is used to hold groceries.
Why was Michael relived of his boy scout duties? He was up to two packs a day.
Why did Michael go to the blue light special? He heard they had little boys' pants half off.
Did you hear that Micheal was taken to the emergency room? He was choking on a small bone.
What does Michael call a circumcision? Foreplay.
Why did Michael cross the road? He saw someone blowing Bubbles and thought he'd join in.
Why did Michael Jackson get food poisoning? He ate a Nine-Year-Old weiner.
What is Michael's favorite nursery rhyme? Little Boy Blew.
2007-02-27 21:01:05 · answer #2 · answered by Crystal N 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hmmm. this sounds like a oxymoronic redundancy...
Using the words Good & Michael Jackson & Joke all in the same sentence?
2007-02-27 22:06:25 · answer #3 · answered by sandyblondegirl 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
So michael jackson talking to the captain on a cruise ship filled with boy scouts. then the ship hits an ice brug and starts to sink then the captain yells to michael " there's only one life boat ill get it and we;ll get the hek off" then michael yells " WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN!!!" then the captain says " OWE SCREW THE CHILDREN!:" then michael looks at the kids and back at the captain and says " DO WE HAVE TIME????!?!?!?!?!!?"
2007-02-27 22:11:07 · answer #4 · answered by Word up. 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
How do you know MJ is having a party, there are school buses in front of his house
2007-02-27 23:47:54 · answer #5 · answered by hih 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
what do Kmart and MJ have in common? boys underwear half off
2007-02-27 20:55:22 · answer #6 · answered by music junkie 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋